For those of you who don't already know, the third week of e..
🕑 Added 2022-12-14 15:58:46 +0000 UTC
For those of you who don't already know, the third week of each month is normally right around the time I ovulate.
And brother, let me tell you, does it ever change nearly every single thing about me.
For starters, I look and feel amazing. I somehow even smell better according to Scott. And my confidence level generally goes through the roof.
Historically, however, my fertile time of the month was always a bit of a risk to my marriage. Because, if I'm being completely honest about it, I sort of turn into a raging slut for 5 or 6 solid days. It's all very Jekyll and Hyde, in fact. The truth is, I could literally spend the entire week on my back giving my pussy to sexy, hung men. Tall, dark, with muscles and a nice thick package pretty much means we don't even need to speak the same language. Hell, I love being told how tight I am in most of them anyway 😆
In any event, before Scott and I finally arrived at our beautifully negotiated "understanding" about all of this craziness, it was a bit of a drag on our relationship.
Fortunately, that ugly part of our history is all in the past.
But one thing that isn't in the past is my December fertility. It's set to begin in just a day or so 🥵
