I'm going to be taking a few days off. SO I feel like I ow..
🕑 Added 2021-05-21 13:44:36 +0000 UTC
I'm going to be taking a few days off. SO I feel like I owe you 2 things first.
1. An Explanation - No I don't. I am pretty upfront all the time. If I say I need a few days away from CANDYLAND then that should be good enough for you.
2. A joke - If I am taking a few days off it better be a damn good one :)
A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her daughter's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the girl replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
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