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🕑 Added 2022-01-13 20:26:35 +0000 UTC This large chunky thick sweaty smelly hairy woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, βWhat man out there will buy a lady a drink?β The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her. At the end of the bar, a skinny little dru*k slams his hand on the bar and says, βBartender! I want to buy that ballerina a drink!βThe bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. After sheβs completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit, saying, βWhat man out there will buy a lady a drink?βOnce again, the little dru*k slaps his hand down on the bar and says, βBartender! Iβd like to buy the ballerina another drink!βAfter serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little dru*k and states, βItβs your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?β The dru*k replies, βSir! In my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina.