**My body is a work of art.**
Welcome to *The Hazel Unicorn ..
🕑 Added 2021-08-06 19:24:49 +0000 UTC
**My body is a work of art.**
Welcome to *The Hazel Unicorn Museum of Art*.
Your entrance fee has been waived, and I will be your guide.
As I escxrt you through each exhibit, you'll see that every piece is an expression of my sexuality.
In the DM's, you'll find my most realistic and immersive virtual experience, personalized to your desires.
**Let's get something straight right now.**
When you tour a museum, do you expect the docent to fuck you?
Do you demand more artwork from the artist?
When commissioning a piece, do you assume they will do this for free and have it ready for you instantly?
Do you send them dick pics?
Do you call them naughty for working on their art?
**I am an artist.
My body is my canvas.
This platform is my gallery. My exhibit. My museum.
When I allow you to enter my workspace, it is a privilege; not a right.**
