Limp Noodle Dick Porn Addict - You'd rather diddle that limp..
🕑 Added 2021-04-05 22:11:18 +0000 UTC
Limp Noodle Dick Porn Addict - You'd rather diddle that limp noodle dick than be with a real woman. You have a choice. One, you can go find yourself some pussy to fuck - your wife, girlfriend, a pick up at the bar… Or two, you can hide away for hours jerking your dic to your favorite porn…. which would you choose? LOL… well considering your dick only gets hard for porn these days, the answer is obvious.. and besides, that pussy won’t miss you anyways. You are a porn addict. Your noodle dic rarely gets hard anymore. Your limp noodle dic only gets hard for porn, and even then, most of the time it’s just soft and limp and you’ re just yanking on it, stretching your limp dick, pulling on your noodle dic as hours of your life passes you by… stroke and pull, stroke and pull, pull your limp noodle dic watching porn.
