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You're going to love what I have for you this week.. featuring @ImBleh 💖 subscribe to see all the best bits.

I'm at least as strong as I look.

The Tea: I needed last week so badly~ Keep an eye out for delights.

follow me everywhere~

I asked him to paint me-

fat girl in a little tub ☺️

I know it's Labor Day and I should relax but I just love my work so much, I-

FUCK

> Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather > Shiny leather in the dark > Tongue of thongs, the belt that does await you > Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart Change the record to Velvet Underground and Nico, please, then get on your bended knee and, as the song goes- taste the whip, in love not given lightly.

Her love was like lavender, delicate and melancholy.

Messy cunt inspired by a fan.

Peel my panties off with your teeth.

cheesecake beefcake

pretty gloves + pretty pantyhose + pretty kimono = feeling like a porny fashion icon

Sativa, indica, or something else? What's your favorite strain? I could smoke Gelato any day of the week~

Do you like my nightgown? 🥰

Lentil wanted attention but that's okay, so do I. 💞

> Purple Haze all in my brain > Lately things just don't seem the same > Actin' funny but I don't know why > 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky I had to drop my car at the mechanic this morning so while I was waiting on a ride, I stopped at a record store next door. I left with a nice lil stack. The find I'm most excited about is the Jimi Hendrix Experience's 1967 debut studio album Are You Experienced, I've already listened to it twice. Anyway, please enjoy these adorable pinups~

Peekaboo-

I named this 9" behemoth The Man for the memes, obv. ICYMI on Twitter, yesterday I pled guilty to criminal trespass (M4) in exchange for them dropping the riot charge (M1). Enjoy my little celebration-for-one! I was just starting a rant on the criminal justice system (still speared on The Man) when my phone died, which is.. probably for the best. I was super baked and needed to rest~

> This town (town) is coming like a ghost town > Why must the youth fight against themselves? > Government leaving the youth on the shelf > This place (town) is coming like a ghost town > No job to be found in this country > Can't go on no more > The people getting angry Listen to the 2nd season of the podcast It Could Happen Here, babes, cuz it is happening here. P.S. the judge dismissed my riot charges today, but I'll still be your riot grrl

> Do you remember the good old days before the ghost town? > We danced and sang, and the music played in a de boomtown Welcome to the Crumbles, friends.

Looking for beautiful beasts and behemoths to love me tender.

Someone help me make fun, consensual tentacle porn please - friendly monsters only.

Have you subscribed to Mommy on Pornhub yet? Go enjoy this video then do so, I'll be waiting~

> I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones > Enough to make my systems blow > Welcome to the new age, to the new age > Welcome to the new age, to the new age > Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm radioactive, radioactive > Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm radioactive, radioactive Writing copy for this backlog of content is going to be a stretch, to say the least, so expect lots of pilfered quotes and lyrics and word associations and rambles and propaganda ;) sorry not sorry

> I raise my flags, don my clothes > It's a revolution, I suppose > We'll paint it red to fit right in > Whoa Pardon the... Imagine Dragons classic... but every time I look at this mega photoset, all I can see is radioactive. I was in the middle of a nasty Twitter harassment campaign that broke my heart and made me pensive, but I used those feelings and I love the results.