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What I wore this weekend. Jesus nothing like being in the 90..

What I wore this weekend. Jesus nothing like being in the 90 degree heat inside and outside. Getting my house put back together and wearing clothes feels so..good. But damn am I not in constant anxiety over the future of this platform

Hey! I’m having a back up because my AC broke at my house 🙃 ..

Hey! I’m having a back up because my AC broke at my house 🙃 I’m spending time to make sure my family and I are all safe (including all my plants and cats). We (hopefully) have a tech coming to solve the issue tomorrow but I’m really just battling to keep everyone cool and the house under 100

To comply with the new OF guidelines I’m going to be capping..

To comply with the new OF guidelines I’m going to be capping off sexually explicit videos in the next 2 weeks and switching to more stripping and creative videos to give you the nudity you’d want. This was a huge upset to me and multiple other creators. I use this website for over 75% of my income and to lose a huge percentage of that portion (aka videos) is hard to cope with. I appreciate all of you and hope you stick around because I couldn’t live without this.

Taken right before nap. Friday is when I’ll be dealing with ..

Taken right before nap. Friday is when I’ll be dealing with everything everything. A bitch is tired of trial prep 🥺

My trial is all over this Wednesday (we at least hope) so I’..

My trial is all over this Wednesday (we at least hope) so I’ll be more alive after then. My entire weekend and week have been eaten by this 😵‍💫

Uncensored in your DMs for a discount this weekend. Sorry ..

Uncensored in your DMs for a discount this weekend. Sorry for the inactivity, my mind has been just beat this week because I’ve been in trial prep for 2 cases heard next week and it’s been brutal. Nothing like drafting the same docs 50-60 times

Dying bc trial week + the inescapable fear of literally goin..

Dying bc trial week + the inescapable fear of literally going blind. Happy Tuesday to my fellow humans with crazy thoughts.

Uncensored in your DMs

Going to try and do my best this week. (Personal blob) My..

Going to try and do my best this week. (Personal blob) My glaucoma put me out for the entire day yesterday (I literally laid in the dark with a blindfold and ice until I could go to a specialist) and I’m still in a lot of sore pain from the fun adult “literal needle in the eye” treatment that I get to get used to for the foreseeable future. It’s the first kind of step I’ve seen myself take towards the inevitable future of inheriting the blindness of every woman in my family. Problems start in ou...

I’ll be getting to some of the messages today! I ended up ge..

I’ll be getting to some of the messages today! I ended up getting home late and I’m so sunburned. All tips go towards aloe and lotion bc I am dying. My knee pits and armpits are burned, how is that fair?

It’s my Friday. I’m ending it with a lot of cleaning lol. Ha..

It’s my Friday. I’m ending it with a lot of cleaning lol. Happy weekend to those who have a hellish but great 4 day work week and happy almost Friday to those in the 5 day

Here’s a booty wiggle for your day. Getting to messages late..

Here’s a booty wiggle for your day. Getting to messages later this week read more below if you wanna hear about how my week just soured. So if you follow my Twitter, I’ve mentioned this a ton. But for the past 5-6 years I’ve been harassed by just some random guy with way too much time and way too many burner phones. It’s been pretty consistent but it stopped last year and I was happy that it was over. This week it started happening again. 90% of the texts are “I’m at your house” and “I wa...

POV: you’re the clock on my stove

Happy Monday. I’m beat from work

Happy Thursday <3 message me if I didn’t reply! I lose messa..

Happy Thursday <3 message me if I didn’t reply! I lose messages all the time.

Hey ya’ll sorry for no posts for a second. We’ve been having..

Hey ya’ll sorry for no posts for a second. We’ve been having CRAZY thunderstorms with this monsoon season and we had a huge crack of thunder when were opening our front door and our cat ran out. I’ve been preoccuipied with finding her but, luckily, I found a very soaked and sad kitty in my garage last night! I’m getting to messages today <3 I’m also going to be rolling out a tip menu and some changes in the next week so keep an eye out.

Getting to messages later today. Been unusually quiet at wor..

Getting to messages later today. Been unusually quiet at work today so I actually have a moment to breathe.

Good morning.

Good morning. I’m exhausted from my bike ride, blooper photo..

Good morning. I’m exhausted from my bike ride, blooper photo of me sneezing mid trying to take a sexy pic

Check your messages for more <3

Me and my boob burn from the aforementioned iron incident. K..

Me and my boob burn from the aforementioned iron incident. Kind of had a bum week because my best friend’s last day was today. We have worked the same job together since we were 16 (obviously with a lot of change in between) so it’s bittersweet to lose her. Gonna eat a lot of dairy.

Happy hump day, whatcha humping?

I laid down on the couch today on my lunch and there are few..

I laid down on the couch today on my lunch and there are few things more difficult than getting off that couch

So a fun little story is the reason my backdrop isn’t ironed..

So a fun little story is the reason my backdrop isn’t ironed is because as I was ironing (in one of the outfits) I leaned over and burned my boob on the tip of the iron. Happy Monday from me & my burned boob

Enjoying some costumes. Check your messages for photo sets!

Oof sorry for not posting much this week. Honestly you could..

Oof sorry for not posting much this week. Honestly you could tell me Monday was yesterday and I’d believe you. To be honest I’m not even 100% sure if I did or did not post this week, that’s just the level of fry im at. This Friday I’m going to be finishing my photo sets & having them up on Saturday morning/afternoon. Additionally I’m going to be making a Twitter & Instagram for just only fans. It’s just a lot of planning of this + working full time that can get to ya. Luv ya’ll