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It's smooching time! 💋

They say hindsight is 20/20, but what about HEINIEsight? 🍑 👓

The calm before the spanking storm ⛈️

I'm practicing my cannonball form. How do you think the Russ..

I'm practicing my cannonball form. How do you think the Russian judges would rate it? 💥

Shedding my skin (clothes)! I'm a sexy snake (human being). ..

Shedding my skin (clothes)! I'm a sexy snake (human being). 🐍

Would it be animal abuse if I used these round flamingos to ..

Would it be animal abuse if I used these round flamingos to practice my slam dunking skills? ⛹️‍♀️

It's Valentine's Day ❤️! And I am your goddess of luuu..

***It's Valentine's Day*** ❤️! And I am your goddess of luuuuuuuv! If this picture makes your romantic heart go pitter-pat, check out the rest of the set! 😍 ***Tip...*** 💘 $5 for two pics 💘 $8 for five pics 💘 $10 for ten pics 💘 $12 for the whole shebang! (10+5 pics -- I'm not allowed to write out that number on this site 💔)

Mmm maybe a water/fire-type combo, come to think. Because I'..

Mmm maybe a water/fire-type combo, come to think. Because I'm often wet and always hot 💧🔥

I'm a water-type Pokemon. Sea what I mean? 🐠 💦

Top o' the mornin' to ya, lads and lasses! 🍀

Self-care is important. Give yourself a hug every now and th..

Self-care is important. Give yourself a hug every now and then 🫂

Snippity snap, the booty is 🔙!

Focusing my mental energy until I can unzip someone's fly us..

Focusing my mental energy until I can unzip someone's fly using only the power of my mind 🧠 👖

Surprise taste test! Take it out so I can tell you what flav..

Surprise taste test! Take it out so I can tell you what flavor you are! 🍭

Steely Dan put me in timeout! 😣 Wait...does he have the auth..

Steely Dan put me in timeout! 😣 Wait...does he have the authority to do that?

I clicked my heels together but you're still not here! These..

I clicked my heels together but you're still not here! These magic shoes I stole from that witch are a bust! 🧹

I think there's room for your hand in here, too! 🤝

I have tallied the votes and the results are in! A sentient ..

I have tallied the votes and the results are in! A sentient pickle is our next president! 🥳🥒🥳 Uh, I mean, the ***livestream happening THIS SATURDAY*** starts at 7PM PST ***only on The Other Site*** (see link in the picture)! Mark your calendars ✏️! Set every alert 📢! Call the National Guard 😱! I do livestreams twice a year at most, so this is a BIG DEAL (if you like livestreams). There will be prizes (free custom, free photos, free month sub, etc etc!), dancing, silly jokes, and Steely D...