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Happy Valentine’s Day, I’ll be posting some goodies on the f..
Happy Valentine’s Day, I’ll be posting some goodies on the feed here and there kind of all day, figured you’d want to watch me get ready for a night out ;)
Good morning lol I have finally rolled out of bed. There’s ..
Good morning lol I have finally rolled out of bed. There’s some things I need to do in order to get ready for our date tonight… will post updates throughout the day ;)
Good NIGHT SEE YOU ON VALENTINES DAY
Good NIGHT SEE YOU ON VALENTINES DAY
Where should we go on our Valentines Date?
Where should we go on our Valentines Date?
Fun fact: I’ll drink just about anything if it’s orange drea..
Fun fact: I’ll drink just about anything if it’s orange dreamsicle flavored 🥵 The show last night was amazing. Death Cab for Cutie has been one of my bucket list shows since I was a wee las. Memorable moments: They played a bunch of their popular songs and some newer stuff- highlighting their most recent album *Asphalt Meadows*, which was really cool. It has a very 2005 Death Cab sound that’s really exciting for fans of their original older music. I think a few of my favorite parts during the ...
What time are you picking me up? I’m ready to go.
What time are you picking me up? I’m ready to go.
Your little wanderer’s obligatory pre-concert selfies- Ft. M..
Your little wanderer’s obligatory pre-concert selfies- Ft. My makeup sponge and dirty ass mirror 💀 Tonight’s lineup: Death Cab for Cutie ✨
Leather or Lace?
Leather or Lace?
You better say yes to being my valentine 😡 I got you flowers..
You better say yes to being my valentine 😡 I got you flowers and everything 😡
Well my dress isn’t gonna take off itself…
Well my dress isn’t gonna take off itself…
The *audacity* of the tire shop man!! He only wanted my doll..
The *audacity* of the tire shop man!! He only wanted my dollars but not a piece of cake… I am sad now. You may now send love to my sad cake, who spent too many dollars on tires… (Those who decide to give dollars to the cake goddess in the next 48 hours will not go unrewarded)
On my way to make a man change my tires in exchange for a pi..
On my way to make a man change my tires in exchange for a piece of cake. And it’s gonna work great because who doesn’t want cake
Find me in the dressing room? 😏 (I’ve been awake for a littl..
Find me in the dressing room? 😏 (I’ve been awake for a little over 22 hours at this point)
Enjoy my 6 in the morning mania sponsored by deadline anxiet..
Enjoy my 6 in the morning mania sponsored by deadline anxiety and orange creamsicle flavored energy drinks. (Let’s be real those are the only ones worth drinking.) You signed up for this shit, not me 🦈✨🌈
One or two?????
One or two?????
My brain is being mean to me today. Can you tell it to stop ..
My brain is being mean to me today. Can you tell it to stop 🥺
I’m not wearing a bra today… just wanted to give a little bi..
I’m not wearing a bra today… just wanted to give a little bit easier access when you slide off my dress. 😍
POV: you wake up first 🥱
POV: you wake up first 🥱
No peaking
No peaking
I have a surprise for youuuuu
I have a surprise for youuuuu
I stg this is my favourite dress.
I stg this is my favourite dress.
Good morning 🥰 😡if you dont say it back I will be sad for t..
Good morning 🥰 😡if you dont say it back I will be sad for the rest of the day😡
Swipe for free toes… don’t say I never did ya nothin’ 🤫
Swipe for free toes… don’t say I never did ya nothin’ 🤫
Why is it 27 degrees in Texas? Pls someone send help.
Why is it 27 degrees in Texas? Pls someone send help.
Anyone else get so behind on work that you gotta stay up lat..
Anyone else get so behind on work that you gotta stay up late and do it? Yeah okay I feel that shit right now. Also my shirt is backwards…. It’s been that kinda day 💀
I left my cup in Las Vegas… I guess I’ll just have to go bac..
I left my cup in Las Vegas… I guess I’ll just have to go back sometime and get it 🤷♂️
Pardon me while I recover from my trip by sitting sideways i..
Pardon me while I recover from my trip by sitting sideways in my very sub-par bathtub that is NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO PEOPLE DAMMIT 😠
Annnnd I’m back in Dallas… swipe to see my tummy in the airp..
Annnnd I’m back in Dallas… swipe to see my tummy in the airplane bathroom ;)
Look at how FUCKING GIANT THIS BATHTUB IS
Look at how FUCKING GIANT THIS BATHTUB IS
Swipe to see my ass in a Las Vegas airport bathroom 😎
Swipe to see my ass in a Las Vegas airport bathroom 😎


























