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My tits can literally just dominate you from looking at them..

My tits can literally just dominate you from looking at them.

Deep in thought, thinking about leaving marks on My stargaze..

Deep in thought, thinking about leaving marks on My stargazer’s ass.

My feet are the only things cute about Me, the rest is hot, ..

My feet are the only things cute about Me, the rest is hot, don’t fight the facts.

How could you not completely submit yourself to Me???

Sooo Double D’s Am I Right?

This pose can pop your back FYI.

Happy Easter!!! Your Favorite Easter Bunny is here!!!

*Happy Easter!!!* Your Favorite Easter Bunny is here!!!

Oh! I have no more photos for today, but I am focusing on DM..

Oh! I have no more photos for today, but I am focusing on DM’s! BTW all jokes were taken from this website! If you wanna take a look and laugh your *ass* off, be My guest! (I make great jokes too, FYI.) https://jokojokes.com/ass-jokes.html *Credit goes to the respected owners of the jokes posted.*

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS ENJOYED MY GREAT ASSET! **This pair of..

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS ENJOYED MY GREAT *ASS*ET! **This pair of underwear is for sale now DM Me to buy them! It’s first come, first serve!**

“What do you call eating a dragons ass? Skyrim.”

“Not all heroes wear capes Only the one's that want to hide..

“Not all heroes wear capes Only the one's that want to hide their ass do.”

“I am a very passive agressive person. I always abuse in pas..

“I am a very passive agressive person. I always abuse in passive voice. For instance... ‘Your ass will be kicked by me.’”

“What is the difference between pain and a catastrophe? Pai..

“What is the difference between pain and a catastrophe? Pain is when someone puts an umbrella up your ass. Catastrophe is when they open it.”

“I accidentally sat on some broken glass It was a real pane ..

“I accidentally sat on some broken glass It was a real pane in the ass!”

“I usually put my smartphone in my back pocket now I'm a sma..

“I usually put my smartphone in my back pocket now I'm a smart ass.”

“Whoever said technology will replace paper ..has obviously ..

“Whoever said technology will replace paper ..has obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an iPad!”

“My boss just referred to me as ‘A real pair of butts’ He sa..

“My boss just referred to me as ‘A real pair of butts’ He said I am ‘A major ass set to the company’”

“Did you sit on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing.”

“My history teacher told us that if a nuclear bomb was close..

“My history teacher told us that if a nuclear bomb was closely approaching, being flexible would be very helpful. It's so that you can bend your body and kiss your ass goodbye.”

“A man was rushed to hospital with 6 toy horses stuck up his..

“A man was rushed to hospital with 6 toy horses stuck up his ass... The doctors describe his condition as stable.”

“My friend said, That's a nice-ass shirt you're wearing. I s..

“My friend said, That's a nice-ass shirt you're wearing. I said, Thanks. They are called pants, not an ass shirt.”

Bunny Goddess Starry?? 😂

It's time for a good old nail polish change for My toes! Wha..

It's time for a good old nail polish change for My toes! What color should I do this time?

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