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𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝? Ask about my girlfriend experienc..

𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝? Ask about my girlfriend experience. 💋

Do you want to play? I’m just feeling so feisty today… I..

**Do you want to play?** I’m just feeling so feisty today… I need a good distraction 😏

How to give a blowjob **I’ll gladly teach you. Keep an..

***How to give a blowjob*** **I’ll gladly teach you. Keep an eye out for it.** 👀

The presumption that a man’s penis has the power to make me ..

The presumption that a man’s penis has the power to make me impure is absurd. Get your narcissism in check. My body does not change because we had sex. **Follow me on Instagram at TheHazelUnicorn**

Having sex doesn’t make her “naughty”. She is never a “bad ..

Having sex doesn’t make her “naughty”. She is never a “bad girl” for having sex. She’s not “dirty” either. *** The more we use these terms when describing women who enjoy sex and express their sexuality, the more we are telling women that they’re doing something wrong. And when those words come from a man, the implication is that he is doing something right, while she is doing something wrong. So many women are terrified to disclose when they’ve been raped because they’ve been rais...

𝑺𝒐, 𝒅𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒖𝒑𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆-𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒆𝒕..

𝑺𝒐, 𝒅𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒖𝒑𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆-𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒆𝒕?

I’m still awake. 😳😬😅 Are you?

One of my older posts - my first audio post about body posit..

One of my older posts - my first audio post about body positivity ever.

The audio version of a previous post ❤️

Feeling nostalgic. Throwing it back to the swingers white li..

Feeling nostalgic. Throwing it back to the swingers white lies foam pool party I went to when I first started my page. I was the only unicorn (single woman) there. Hahaha “my ass is a virgin”…. Would you have believed that lie? 😏

What do you think I’m thinking about right now? 😏

It’s been a crazy day, but I’m still making content! 😏 Where..

It’s been a crazy day, but I’m still making content! 😏 Where are my night 🦉?

Did you join us for our erotic stories?? We had so much fun ..

Did you join us for our erotic stories?? We had so much fun with everyone that joined. Thanks for sticking with us through the tech issues! Now go check out @rowdyroommate because she’s getting off to my hot story right now!

𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 💦 𝐈 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐡

𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐲 𝐦𝐞, 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐧; 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 ..

𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐲 𝐦𝐞, 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐧; 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐈 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞.

For all my UK subscribers💋

I’m so bored right now… will you help keep me occupied?? $4 ..

I’m so bored right now… will you help keep me occupied?? $4 dick rates today only 🤩

I’ll just be chilling in bed for a while in the fet*l positi..

I’ll just be chilling in bed for a while in the fet*l position (why the hell can’t I used that word on here, OF?!) 😩 [Important tidbit - birth control is not just used for contraception. For example, I need it to manage my polycystic ovarian syndrome.]

What do you think of my photo? I took this after my second g..

What do you think of my photo? I took this after my second gang bang 😏💋

While the We-Vibe Moxie is a bit on the pricier side, ..

While the ***We-Vibe Moxie*** is a bit on the pricier side, at $129, it’s definitely worth giving a try if you’re looking for some fun partner play! It’s designed to slide easily into the little pocket in your panties and is secured using one of the two magnetic clips included in the box. Because it is whisper quiet, you can slip this on for discrete play in public without worrying about anyone else hearing it for up to 2 hours of fun. Even though it is small, it’s mighty and comes with ten diffe...