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I was watching myself cum in that last tbt and made a fist: ..

I was watching myself cum in that last tbt and made a fist: *I could do better than me!!* I thought. And I did. Thanks for your patience babes, I was busy launching a smutty video game. Name dot itch dot io slash cakes if you're curious!

Conducting research!!! 😝

I hope everything is in order 😇

THIS WAS A WEIRD DAY SORRY!!! CONCENTRATE ON A REALLY CLEVER..

THIS WAS A WEIRD DAY SORRY!!! CONCENTRATE ON A REALLY CLEVER CAPTION IN YOUR MIND

I... think I have a thing for hands. Huge, meaty hands. 😳

I will literally only talk about one thing.

Life drawing was all so new. Studying a perfectly naked stra..

Life drawing was all so new. Studying a perfectly naked stranger only a few feet away. Trying to decipher their shapes. How were they so calm? So composed? Their clothes in a neat pile on the floor. You wanted to drag your tongue across their belly. Taste the dark grooves of their folds. That chin. Careful, don’t stare too hard. Pick up the charcoal. That’s it.

I just had a dream I was suckling a plump red head's hairy, ..

I just had a dream I was suckling a plump red head's hairy, slab-like tiddies. I love this for me.

How many times have you thought to yourself: *Boy, I wish I ..

How many times have you thought to yourself: *Boy, I wish I could fuck a delicious chocolate caramel cake right about now!* Or, *Hot damn! I sure could go for a delicious chocolate caramel cake mushed between my thighs and under my balls!* Or, *a delicious chocolate caramel cake soaked in MY cum? In THIS economy??* We’ve all been there. I’m there right now. Happy Throwback Thursday!

When life gives you thongs!!!

For Throwback Thursday I remastered a classic scene inspired..

For Throwback Thursday I remastered a classic scene inspired by my first viewing of a really obscure show you’ve probably never heard of: “The Sopranos?” It’s a mob thing, I guess? Italian Americans? I don’t think it was on for very long! Anyway, I drink my cum at the end.

Some say: Enough. There’s too much cum. We’re up to the gill..

Some say: Enough. There’s too much cum. We’re up to the gills with the stuff, actually. No more, please. We’re good. I, however, can’t read. Links to the individual scenes below! 🐗 https://onlyfans.com/178597715/boarlord 👙 https://onlyfans.com/183158562/boarlord 🥓 https://onlyfans.com/191035280/boarlord 💤 https://onlyfans.com/194576697/boarlord 🌿 https://onlyfans.com/197151860/boarlord 🍦 https://onlyfans.com/198478556/boarlord 🩱 https://onlyfans.com/199239113/boarlord 👯‍�...

Checking in with the belly =)

Sorry for the delay friends, some heavy life stuff was happe..

Sorry for the delay friends, some heavy life stuff was happening behind the scenes. Very rude imo. ANYWAY. Let’s enjoy some art!

It's Throwback Thursday! This week I remastered a sopping se..

It's Throwback Thursday! This week I remastered a sopping self fuck from 2020 where I ponder/nut to the eternal question: did I eat too much McDonald's or not enough McDonald's?

I went to bear night at my local bathhouse and made so many ..

I went to bear night at my local bathhouse and made so many fat folks cum! I’m honestly amazing. Here’s me after I demolished a married dad’s face 😋

The Virgin doing reps with their “arms” vs the Chad doing re..

The Virgin doing reps with their “arms” vs the Chad doing reps wITH THEIR HOLE!!!!

GOOD MORNING. I bought a new body suit! Again! And like all ..

GOOD MORNING. I bought a new body suit! Again! And like all of my slutty or slutty-adjacent purchases I had to cum in them IMMEDIATELY. There’s some fabric sniffing and cum eating too because I'm different :))))

It’s Throwback Thursday! Here’s a remaster of my very first ..

It’s Throwback Thursday! Here’s a remaster of my very first food play scene. (I think?) (I’ve fucked a lot of food!)

Not to sound cocky but I’m an excellent pig.

Not to sound cocky but I’m an *excellent* pig.

Working solo is pretty great. I don’t have to wear condoms! ..

Working solo is pretty great. I don’t have to wear condoms! Since the pandemic began, my condom budget shrank 900%. HOWEVER there is something undeniably fucky about them. Unrolling a condom down your length, watching it bloom with hot cum, squeezing it all out like an ad for toaster strudel. Hot! And if you like, you can wear it around like a little towel. Condoms!

I have to keep my fupa as smooth as possible. It makes me fe..

I have to keep my fupa as smooth as possible. It makes me feel *more* nonbinary, more like a beast. Something that defies categorization. But shaving also does a number on my fupa so it’s important to slather it in coconut oil after a long and lusty shower...

For this week's Throwback Thursday, we return to a steamy cl..

For this week's Throwback Thursday, we return to a steamy clit pumping scene from November 2020 🥵💦 I redid the entire edit from the colours to the pacing and it’s so fucking indulgent. Happy cumming!

I've got fupas on the mind! Dropping this one Friday 🍯🍯🍯

I can’t stop thinking about how good it feels to bottom for ..

I can’t stop thinking about how good it feels to bottom for someone really fat. Their hot fupa smashing against the inner crease of your cheeks, the warmth of their belly spreading across—enveloping—your lower back 🥴 It's the heat that gets me...

Oxygen makes me hard hard 😤

Oxygen makes me *hard* hard 😤

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Cooling down... 🧊

We’ve had quite enough of everything this week. For my first..

We’ve had quite enough of everything this week. For my first scene after the porn ban/porn reversal, I wanted to go back to basics. Just you, me, and all of this fat 😋😋😋

They made retirement look good. It was your last week home..

They made retirement look good. It was your last week home before heading back to college, and the old swine invited you over for a drink. You always had a thing for them, but you were too chickenshit to do anything about it. Deep down, you still wanted their approval. You stepped out onto the balcony and found them waiting for you, that old denim shirt swaying in the breeze 🥀