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Oh dear, I missed my class.
Oh dear, I missed my class.
Let's talk about theme, metaphor, allegory.
Let's talk about theme, metaphor, allegory.
I'm like, an open book.
I'm like, an open book.
This is how pin ups do the thing, right?
This is how pin ups do the thing, right?
Tell me a good tale.
Tell me a good tale.
Bottomless story telling from yours truly.
Bottomless story telling from yours truly.
Stretching physically in the photo, mentally with my one lin..
Stretching physically in the photo, mentally with my one liners.
Anatomically plot heavy.
Anatomically plot heavy.
Spilling the tea over the ending? Wait, that's just my bra.
Spilling the tea over the ending? Wait, that's just my bra.
Academia is tough, please don't come for the run in my stock..
Academia is tough, please don't come for the run in my stocking.
Elected for greed, not to read.
Elected for greed, not to read.
I think I need more books for my backdrop, grab a few of tho..
I think I need more books for my backdrop, grab a few of those over there?
What happened to the back of my skirt???
What happened to the back of my skirt???
Hands down, what's your favorite piece of literature?
Hands down, what's your favorite piece of literature?
I might need a little help with these buttons.
I might need a little help with these buttons.
The hottest bestseller of the summer, clearly.
The hottest bestseller of the summer, clearly.
It's wearing heels all day. Surely that's what tires me out.
It's wearing heels all day. Surely that's what tires me out.
Perhaps I was a little too distracting for the class yesterd..
Perhaps I was a little too distracting for the class yesterday. This shirt's modest, right?
Class is in session. Open your anatomy textbook to pg. 394
Class is in session. Open your anatomy textbook to pg. 394
I'd say the plot for this chapter was absolutely gripping.
I'd say the plot for this chapter was absolutely gripping.
Pinky promise I missed you too.
Pinky promise I missed you too.
Don't try to come for me or my posture ever again.~
Don't try to come for me or my posture ever again.~
Am I being impatient with you, or casually vibing to some mu..
Am I being impatient with you, or casually vibing to some music?
You know what belongs in my hand, don't you.
You know what belongs in my hand, don't you.
The gams of a goddess. The tiddies of a goddess. The thought..
The gams of a goddess. The tiddies of a goddess. The thought process, of someone who constantly plays 4D chess against themselves.
I'm actually kind of exhausted of thinking up clever things ..
I'm actually kind of exhausted of thinking up clever things to say here. I'm really just here to look pretty and take your money.
peta subs don't @ me for owning genuine sheepskin.
peta subs don't @ me for owning genuine sheepskin.
Okay, maybe I spent a liiiittle bit more of your money than ..
Okay, maybe I spent a liiiittle bit more of your money than I intended. Oops.
No, I don't want to hear it. I told you before, and I'll say..
No, I don't want to hear it. I told you before, and I'll say it again; it's not problematic that I spend more on lingerie than I do on clothes.
Me, forever reaching for another coffee, colorized. c. 2021
Me, forever reaching for another coffee, colorized. c. 2021
