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hi guys i woke up at 4am today and have been in a more exist..

hi guys i woke up at 4am today and have been in a more existential mood than ever. usually i write out any long rants but this one is on video. if you want a POV of a real-ass, intimate conversation with me, this is it, and if you enjoy seeing me just talk to you in the nude/topless i’ll do more of these. this rant is about how much i resent manufactured authenticity, the discontents or having a non-typical onlyfans account, and the alignment that happens when you’re just vibing and following your intuit...

unrated, uncensored, unpasteurized content. 🔞 is it milk or ..

unrated, uncensored, unpasteurized content. 🔞 is it milk or semen? 4 out of 5 scientists can’t tell the difference 🐮 🔬

good moooo-rning 🐄🧡 going from milkmaid, to milk maker today..

good moooo-rning 🐄🧡 going from milkmaid, to milk maker today. one could say my milkshake does indeed bring all the boys to the yard, and i could teach you, but i’d have to charge 🥛🤑🥛 i hope you have an udderly delightful sunday, here’s a few pics of my teats if you dairy to look at them 👀 ✨

i’m working on customs today. there’s more of them than i th..

i’m working on customs today. there’s more of them than i thought so if there’s a slight delay i’m very sorry to inconvenience you. 💙 here’s a short video of me riding my girthy Bad Dragon knockoff, this is the lewdest thing i have ever posted here 🐄 ⭐️ (i put in my orders for both dragon dildo and Ovipositor!!!! they’re cumming at the end of September— those toys take a while to make so i got this one to tide us over while we wait) ⭐️ 🛸 🐄 PS. please remember that all tips a...

pornhub category: pastoral milkmaid gets abductedd by two al..

pornhub category: pastoral milkmaid gets abductedd by two alien penises that flew in from a UFO to obliterate her holes ... and she liked it!! 😩 🛸 🐄 Like this post and i’ll send you an extra naughty pic of this farm girl being penetrated by a girthy unidentifiable flying object 🐄 🥛

eat my apple, bitch! 🍎🍎🍎 PS. i’m gonna post more videos this..

eat my apple, bitch! 🍎🍎🍎 PS. i’m gonna post more videos this weekend, what do you want?

a nine minute video of my “workout routine”. i should get a ..

a nine minute video of my “workout routine”. i should get a stripper pole too, in Sluttember or Slutober 👻 🤔 🚀 ✨ 🍂

i think i’m feeling better! here’s some demonic milkmaid pic..

i think i’m feeling better! here’s some demonic milkmaid pics 🥛 🐄 🐄 🥛 both filtered and unpasteurized 😋 get a load of these leftist milk duds (some dude once called my breasts ‘milk duds’ and i still don’t get the rationale but whatever, let’s lactateee lmao 😩 😩) i also recorded just a little bit in my tesla, swipe for video 🐄🖤🧬 in april when i recorded the progress of my tesla album i didn’t have many subs, and now that there’s a bit more of you guys here maybe ...

“pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work” -aristotle..

“pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work” -aristotle i imagine you’d have a hard time getting any work done if you had this kinky kitty showing up distract you while you’re working in your office 💜💕 swipe for little video 💕💜

some lazy pics for you in my new lingerie ✨ it’s just me fir..

some lazy pics for you in my new lingerie ✨ it’s just me first thing in the morning, no makeup no bullshit. now who is gonna come over and help me clean my mirror? 🎷

fuck i am feeling sick again, hopefully it’s just one of tho..

fuck i am feeling sick again, hopefully it’s just one of those brief one-day immune system crashes and nothing too crazy. i have a fever, chest pains, hot/cold feeling, and fatigue. i’ve has this since feb/march so it could still be residual mono (it’s crazy how it can go on and off so rapidly and how long it can last), i just took a bloood test earlier this week to see what the status of it is, and if i have mono antibodies. if i continue to feel this way the next few days i’ll get a covid test too ...

with or without glasses? ❤️❤️❤️ i’ve been getting outside my..

with or without glasses? ❤️❤️❤️ i’ve been getting outside my comfort zone psychologically and physically, taking more pics in places outside of my bedroom. i’ve been thinking a lot about the way i produce my work and am trying a few different things in my daily routine. a few of my friends have complimented me on my work ethic recently, saying “you’re the hardest worker and i admire that about you” which got me thinking, and eventually upon ruminating on it actually bummed me out. i’...

POV we’re having a deep intellectual conversation and all of..

POV we’re having a deep intellectual conversation and all of a sudden i have a nip slip, wyd? (PS. have you seen gaspar noe’s Love? it’s on netflix and it’s one of my favorite films) ❤️

september is traditionally seen as a scholarly month, so it’..

september is traditionally seen as a scholarly month, so it’s back to school time. over the summer i’ve let myself relax a little bit while still continuing to work and make content. this month my aspiration is more intellectual so you’ll see equal parts slutty and pretentious hoe content. now tell me, do you think i am a student or a teacher?

think my doctor noticed i wasn’t wearing a bra today? haha i..

think my doctor noticed i wasn’t wearing a bra today? haha i’ve been kind of decompressing on account of not feeling that great but i will make new content tomorrow. thankyou thankyouuu thankyou for an amazing august !!🥺 i hope to have a slutty, scholarly september with you here ⚛️💛💜

some pics from before that i haven’t posted xx 💚 i’m weirdly..

some pics from before that i haven’t posted xx 💚 i’m weirdly nostalgic for the aggressively “pokemon and swords” phase of quarantine lol maybe i’ll reshoot some of these looks. also THANK YOU for contributing to my Bad Dragon fundraiser!! i can’t wait to get my Bad Dragon (they usually take a while to custom make each piece so those who ordered videos, just bear with me, it’ll be worth it) ⚛️🐲 i’m gonna pin the post, so if anyone still wants to order the video, you totally can! i wa...

i made a porno! and here’s a lil fundraiser to get me a drag..

i made a porno! and here’s a lil fundraiser to get me a dragon dildo 🏖 this one was my first time EVER doing anal dildo content aahhh 🙈 it’s a long sex tape and it kind of has a plot but it’s mostly PORN (ch*king, roleplay, dildo riding, lord of dirty talk, slapping, gagging)! i’ve made a few other sex tapes but this one is like the most like classically porno haha 💕 if you’re into it, i’ll make more 😳 if this sucks and flops i will not do another one again 😆 if it exceeds its goal...

these boobs haven’t been touched by ANYONE in MONTHS! wtf 🌀🌀..

these boobs haven’t been touched by ANYONE in MONTHS! wtf 🌀🌀 let me hypnotise you with my pure, chaste, pious bosom

green glasses or purple glasses? 💚💜

what i’m up to today ... some very casual nudes 🖤🍁 this week..

what i’m up to today ... some very casual nudes 🖤🍁 this weekend is gonna be more of a chill one for me — i’ve been scouring my hard drives and archives cause i have tons of horny content from the vaults that i’m interested in exploring. i’ll be posting those along w a mix of some new content and gettin ready for september 🍁 if i’m a bit more quiet on here it’s cause i’m trying to get my mind together and get some clarity rn, to bring you that quality content 🖤 also... purple hair ...

hey 🧡🔐 y’all already know my nsfw visual album is my first p..

hey 🧡🔐 y’all already know my nsfw visual album is my first pinned post, but i also archived some of the posts from when i was recording it in my tesla. it’s so weird to be nostalgic for early quarantine but i’m looking back at all this documentation as i prepare for my next project 💿 you’ll find these in the “archived” section. here’s some pics n clips from that era xx

hello! ahhh my messaging has been so wonky recently 😓 some m..

hello! ahhh my messaging has been so wonky recently 😓 some messages have been either lost or duplicated. plz bear with me and with these glitches, idk wtf is happening sometimes 🥶 hope you will accept this set of covid-19 tiddys out in public as a reprieve while i work 2 fix it 🙏

could be ur angle or ur devil 🖤👼🏻 holy shit top 3.3% 🤯 🥺 i l..

could be ur angle or ur devil 🖤👼🏻 holy shit top 3.3% 🤯 🥺 i love y’all, thanks for keeping me confident and motivated. i get a lot of anxiety and really in my head when i achieve goals because i never think i deserve it and that it’s too good to be true, but you guys supporting me here makes me feel worthy. enjoy these pics i took when my xanax kicked in yesterday .... made me calm so fast for you daddy 😌🖤

Biscuit from my live stream today. just vibin, this stream i..

Biscuit from my live stream today. just vibin, this stream isnt gonna be too long. just wanna test my webcam and take a xanax hehe thanks for comin to chill with me. <3 edit: my xanax has kicked in. yay! oh fuck i’m bout to calm 😩

here’s a photo AND a video for you this lovely wednesday 🌺🖤 ..

here’s a photo AND a video for you this lovely wednesday 🌺🖤 my fave things: kitties, titties, and listening to bernie sanders lowfi beats remix filibuster and chill. filiBUST THIS BABUSS, senator 😩 😩 ⛓ 💦 it’s Hump Day which means those of you who have your rebill on are about to get a hot message in your inbox ✨ ps. i am going live here at 1PM PST in just a few hours so if you wanna join, feel free to do so. i’m just gonna be chillin and vibin

some tentacular images 💚 also i got a new webcam today haha ..

some tentacular images 💚 also i got a new webcam today haha so i wanna test it out by going on ✨ live ✨ on here TOMORROW!! like around 1PM PST 🧡 i know it’s pretty last-minute lol but i’m an eager beaver 🧉 👀 if you wanna watch, you’re welcome, if not i’m totally cool with kickin’ it just me and siri and my FBI guy in an infinite regress ♾ drop a 🐙 in the comments if you wanna see more live shows from me on onlyfans in the future .... 1080p, bitch!

wanna troubleshoot these Apples lol? 😆💻🍎i still feel a bit v..

wanna troubleshoot these Apples lol? 😆💻🍎i still feel a bit vulnerable uploading photos totally makeupless but that’s ok—you guys get to see my lifestyle not just when i doll up and get pretty, but when i wake up and look like a potato. both are my authentic self and imo it makes me feel sexy. also WOW FUCK THANK YOU!! for getting me so many cool gifts during the time i have been active 🥺😭 .... if you look at the link i deleted the ones that have already been gifted and put some new ones. y...

i keep my apartment pretty normal looking so i can do some r..

i keep my apartment pretty normal looking so i can do some really weird shit/creative work in my room, but i relax in the other rooms and my cats like the space. i find that in my blue fantasy bedroom i’m very inspired and motivated but it can be hard to sleep in sometimes haha, so i change where i sleep all the time. this also affects my dreams. 🦋🐑✨ sometimes i like just taking a pic like this outside of my workspace. do you like seeing these kind of basic pics, or do you prefer when i do the more...

did someone order an Octopussy? haha 🐙 happy monday! ugh i w..

did someone order an Octopussy? haha 🐙 happy monday! ugh i was gonna surprise-release another porno tape today (not the octopus one lol) but i’m having a mono flare up and i’m gonna take the day off to rest, and release it when you least expect it, but before the end of august! 😇 it is kind of an active process when i release things for people to buy: if someone buys, i have to send the video file, which usually takes a bit of monitoring for the larger files, make sure everything’s formatted corr...