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I was talking to my coworker the other day about religion an..
I was talking to my coworker the other day about religion and stuff™️ and it was surreal because he was raised to believe the whole “earth is 6,000 years old, evolution isn’t real” thing and he was so excited to learn about evolution for the first time
Would you be interested in more personal posts (pet pics/boo..
Would you be interested in more personal posts (pet pics/books I’m reading/etc.) or would I be boring you to death? (In addition to what I post now, not like replacing my usual content)
I am the CEO of being horny at inconvenient times
I am the CEO of being horny at inconvenient times
A rare butt has appeared
A rare butt has appeared
From when I had my nipples pierced (you should recommend me ..
From when I had my nipples pierced (you should recommend me podcasts about literally anything, I need things to listen to while I clean 😩)
Any other lefties out there? I just wrote notes in pen for t..
Any other lefties out there? I just wrote notes in pen for the first time in years and now I remember why I don’t like pens.
For 2.5 years I’ve taken my birth control flawlessly but lat..
For 2.5 years I’ve taken my birth control flawlessly but lately I can’t seem to do basic math 🤔 😒
I opened a Roth IRA today, am I adulting right yet?
I opened a Roth IRA today, am I adulting right yet?
I buy my cat so many toys and all she wants to do is eat tap..
I buy my cat so many toys and all she wants to do is eat tape
Don’t mind me, just doing everything except my homework
Don’t mind me, just doing everything except my homework
Here’s the Q&A I mentioned!
Here’s the Q&A I mentioned!
Work outfit of the day... 50% compliant with the dress code ..
Work outfit of the day... 50% compliant with the dress code but 🤷🏻♀️ not pictured: snow boots so I don’t fall on my face again, a mask, and a lack of the required lanyard because it constantly gets caught in things and apparently no one else thinks that’s a safety hazard
I always watch horror movies with mirrors in them and then a..
I always watch horror movies with mirrors in them and then act surprised that my already existing fear of mirrors is worse afterwards 🙄
I know you came here for boobs but here’s a complimentary ca..
I know you came here for boobs but here’s a complimentary cat 🐈⬛
Time to figure out how to do taxes 😩
Time to figure out how to do taxes 😩
Does anyone have plans for Valentine’s Day?
Does anyone have plans for Valentine’s Day?
My roommate knocked on my door like 2 seconds after this vid..
My roommate knocked on my door like 2 seconds after this video so I had to have a whole conversation with him in a robe and the plug still in my ass 😓
An attempted gape with an unexpected surprise?
An attempted gape with an unexpected surprise?
I may or may not be on my way to look at more plants
I may or may not be on my way to look at more plants
Home sweet home, where I have 10 whole minutes of hot water ..
Home sweet home, where I have 10 whole minutes of hot water and only one dead plant
