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Wanna see the toys the elves made for adults?
Wanna see the toys the elves made for adults?
Baby, it’s cold outside…let’s warm each other up tonight.
Baby, it’s cold outside…let’s warm each other up tonight.
It's Christmas time and I want to make sure Santa is cumming
It's Christmas time and I want to make sure Santa is cumming
I’d like to lick your candy cane stick.
I’d like to lick your candy cane stick.
I'm your Christmas present so quickly unwrap me!
I'm your Christmas present so quickly unwrap me!
Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon
Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon
Treat me like Santa treats his milk and cookies, slurping an..
Treat me like Santa treats his milk and cookies, slurping and gobbling
I want you to stuff my stocking.
I want you to stuff my stocking.
I'm your little HO HO HO
I'm your little HO HO HO
Do you like the song “Jingle Bells”? Because we could go all..
Do you like the song “Jingle Bells”? Because we could go all the way.
When you think of me do you touch your elf?
When you think of me do you touch your elf?
The largest breasts ever recorded weighed how much?
The largest breasts ever recorded weighed how much?
Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree 🎄
Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree 🎄
Let me empty Santas' sack
Let me empty Santas' sack
I'll get my Clause out, and be both naughty and nice
I'll get my Clause out, and be both naughty and nice
I’ve been very naughty girl this year
I’ve been very naughty girl this year
Let me help you out of that ugly sweater
Let me help you out of that ugly sweater
I know Santa comes on Christmas Eve but you're cumming tonig..
I know Santa comes on Christmas Eve but you're cumming tonight.
I've been such a good girl this year! I hope Santa brings me..
I've been such a good girl this year! I hope Santa brings me a BIG package!
How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight?
How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy t..
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Christmas is coming and soon you will be too.
Christmas is coming and soon you will be too.
We don’t need a sleigh, you can ride me instead.
We don’t need a sleigh, you can ride me instead.
Thanks to me, you will never have a blue Christmas
Thanks to me, you will never have a blue Christmas
I like you how I like my Christmas Trees. Erect.
I like you how I like my Christmas Trees. Erect.
I want to sit on your lap
I want to sit on your lap
Are you ornaments? Because I want you all over my tree.
Are you ornaments? Because I want you all over my tree.
Let's make it a white Christmas!
Let's make it a white Christmas!
Are you looking to get fa-la-la-la-laid?
Are you looking to get fa-la-la-la-laid?
I want to be the elf on your shelf.
I want to be the elf on your shelf.





















