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kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute *wanna workout?* 😘
kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute *wanna workout?* 😘
im a handful *but that's why you have 2 hands, right?* 😉
im a handful *but that's why you have 2 hands, right?* 😉
are you a dementor? *because you just took my breath away*
are you a dementor? *because you just took my breath away*
you must be the newest nimbus 2000 *id ride you any day* 😉
you must be the newest nimbus 2000 *id ride you any day* 😉
i love when my darker side comes out to play... *it's quite ..
i love when my darker side comes out to play... *it's quite bewitching*
did you know i speak parseltongue? *i'm sure your snake will..
did you know i speak parseltongue? *i'm sure your snake will understand ;)*
ride and shine dork… *i meant rise, ill ride* 😉
ride and shine dork… *i meant rise, ill ride* 😉
why use a kindle *when i prefer hardback*
why use a kindle *when i prefer hardback*
i seem to be stacked up… *you thought i was talking about bo..
i seem to be stacked up… *you thought i was talking about books?* 😏
do you like the view from this angle? *it really shows off m..
do you like the view from this angle? *it really shows off my spines* 😈
just like my favorite book…. *you can lay me flat and spread..
just like my favorite book…. *you can lay me flat and spread me open* 🤤
thinking hard… *or could they be ~deep~ thoughts?*
thinking hard… *or could they be ~deep~ thoughts?*
i'm not Rapunzel but, *i'll still let you pull my hair* 😉
i'm not Rapunzel but, *i'll still let you pull my hair* 😉
let's flip a coin *head's your mine, tails I'm yours* 😏
let's flip a coin *head's your mine, tails I'm yours* 😏
i would rather cuddle then have sex... *if you're good with ..
i would rather cuddle then have sex... *if you're good with grammar, you'll get it* 😈
do you have a name? *or could i call you mine* 😊 but serious..
do you have a name? *or could i call you mine* 😊 but seriously, thank you for being the best and following me through my journey here - couldn't do it without ya
you wanna know what's the best thing in my life? *it's the f..
you wanna know what's the best thing in my life? *it's the first word of this sentence* 😝
on a scale of 1-10... *you're a 9, and i'm the 1 you need* 😈
on a scale of 1-10... *you're a 9, and i'm the 1 you need* 😈
i seem to have lost my place... *can i use yours?*
i seem to have lost my place... *can i use yours?*
is that a lightsaber in your pocket... *or are you just happ..
is that a lightsaber in your pocket... *or are you just happy to see me ;)*
*scanners show sexy life forms in this area…*
*scanners show sexy life forms in this area…*
leia’s buns ain’t got nothing on mine... *i'd love to show y..
leia’s buns ain’t got nothing on mine... *i'd love to show you proof...*
i may be an ewok, *but im all wookie where it counts* 🥵😈
i may be an ewok, *but im all wookie where it counts* 🥵😈
for some reason, I was feeling a little off today. *but whe..
for some reason, I was feeling a little off today. *but when you came along, you definitely turned me on*
I was going to start my morning with a new book… *but someth..
I was going to start my morning with a new book… *but something hard to grab under the covers will do* 😈🤤
since the public library is closed, I’m checking you out ins..
since the public library is closed, I’m checking you out instead *you know where to find me* 😈
let’s go on a journey to explore my lands between *bring you..
let’s go on a journey to explore my lands between *bring your thrusting weapons….*
how long do you think we’d last playing silent library? 📚💦
how long do you think we’d last playing silent library? 📚💦
help me catalog my collection *i could use a hand* 😈
help me catalog my collection *i could use a hand* 😈
we are going on an adventure today... *what do you think i'm..
we are going on an adventure today... *what do you think i'm getting?* (gif comments appreciated plz)
