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new around these parts? *id love to help you explore them* 😈
new around these parts? *id love to help you explore them* 😈
i lost some of my clothes… *can you help me lose the rest?* ..
i lost some of my clothes… *can you help me lose the rest?* 😏
hey dork, guess what? *you made my day just being in it* 🫶
hey dork, guess what? *you made my day just being in it* 🫶
can you help me hang something up? *or you can just pound me..
can you help me hang something up? *or you can just pound me against the wall instead* 😈
let me wear you like my glasses *one leg over each ear* 😉
let me wear you like my glasses *one leg over each ear* 😉
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i keep the thermostat low *so you can warm me up*
i keep the thermostat low *so you can warm me up*
read this faster than expected… *im sure i can find somethin..
read this faster than expected… *im sure i can find something to spread out longer* ;)
rise & grind… *shhh i meant rise and shine* ✨
rise & grind… *shhh i meant rise and shine* ✨
we don’t have to use the Confundus charm… *promise i can blo..
we don’t have to use the Confundus charm… *promise i can blow your mind without it* 😉
is that a bone growing? *i didn’t put skele-grow in your dr..
is that a bone growing? *i didn’t put skele-grow in your drink* 🤔
i’m a spy on a secret mission… *come in me, if you want to l..
i’m a spy on a secret mission… *come in me, if you want to live* 😏
i grabbed what i needed from the bottom shelf… *do you think..
i grabbed what i needed from the bottom shelf… *do you think it’s light or heavy reading?*
i don’t know what you think of me… *but i hope it’s x-rated*..
i don’t know what you think of me… *but i hope it’s x-rated* 😉
do these look real… *wanna check?*
do these look real… *wanna check?*
you look like a hard worker… *I have an opening you can fill..
you look like a hard worker… *I have an opening you can fill* 😉
how do you like your sausage in the morning… *scrambled or b..
how do you like your sausage in the morning… *scrambled or blown?*
lets play hockey… *I’ll play the net & you score ;)*
lets play hockey… *I’ll play the net & you score ;)*
don’t be shy… *i caught you staring so come say hi* 😉
don’t be shy… *i caught you staring so come say hi* 😉
i wanted you to see all sides of me… *so i turned around ;)*
i wanted you to see all sides of me… *so i turned around ;)*
good morning *did this wake you up a bit more?* 😏
good morning *did this wake you up a bit more?* 😏
don’t worry i play Tetris… *i’ll make it fit* 😈
don’t worry i play Tetris… *i’ll make it fit* 😈
i’m sad…. *do you have a shoulder for me to put my legs on?*
i’m sad…. *do you have a shoulder for me to put my legs on?*
i’m always on top of important things *want to be added to ..
i’m always on top of important things *want to be added to that list?*
how many tickets does it take to ride you?
how many tickets does it take to ride you?
let’s have a party and invite your pants to *come on down* 🤤
let’s have a party and invite your pants to *come on down* 🤤
if you think my pick up lines are sweet *you should taste th..
if you think my pick up lines are sweet *you should taste the lips they come out of* 😏
yes *i'm thinking about you right now*
yes *i'm thinking about you right now*
i don't know what quidditch position you play *but you sure ..
i don't know what quidditch position you play *but you sure look like a keeper* 😊
nice shirt *can i talk you out of it?* 😜
nice shirt *can i talk you out of it?* 😜
