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Well hello!! I got it a nice little vibrator play this morni..
Well hello!! I got it a nice little vibrator play this morning between meetings. I'm uploading it now to the vault. Standby to unlock, unzip, and unload!! Happy Hump Me day!! xoxo
Hi Sweets, It's Hump Me Day, and I have a couple of surpris..
Hi Sweets, It's Hump Me Day, and I have a couple of surprises for you. 1) I'm going to do a Live session today. It'll be mid-day, like between 10:30 am and noon Pacific. My work is crazy, so that's the best range I can give you for now. I'll take your feedback and line up other times in the near future. 2) Check your DMs for a little all-nude getting-ready video. It's the follow-on to my all-nude getting-off shower video from earlier this week. It's just me chatting, getting dres...
I made a custom video for a husband/wife couple. That's why ..
I made a custom video for a husband/wife couple. That's why I wore this little BDSM outfit with a chain Saturday. Check your DMs. This is video is long and strong...like I like you.
Hi sweets. As you go out tonight to collect some treats, rem..
Hi sweets. As you go out tonight to collect some treats, remember who’s the sweetest of them all. Be safe tonight, and tune in tomorrow for another release from my weekend shoot. Love, your favorite Mean Girl 💕
Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the baddest of them all 😈 D..
Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the baddest of them all 😈 Did you check your DMs for your shower surprise? If not, head there now because I’m full of treats this Halloween.
Good morning my Sweets. Don't be afraid. Your favorite mommy..
Good morning my Sweets. Don't be afraid. Your favorite mommy MILF is here to caress and comfort you with a new set. Check your DMs because another hot set is cumming your way for Moaning Monday. Boo!! xoxo
Hello, my Sweets. I have some bad news and some good news. F..
Hello, my Sweets. I have some bad news and some good news. First, the bad news, I'm going to be much less accessible this week in the DMs. With my company's big layoff last week, Halloween with the boys, fighting to get my IG back, and making new content, I'm just spread too thin. Now the good news: I made the best freaking content this weekend. New outfits. Fully nude shower cumming scene. Dildo play. Bondage outfit. Fucking my phone again. Hot. Hot. Hot. OF lets me do DM blasts, so check your...
Hi guys, thanks for sticking with me through this last week ..
Hi guys, thanks for sticking with me through this last week 😮💨 what a doozy. I spent an afternoon making new content and can’t wait to share it with you! I needed this release after the week I had, and I know you’ll get one too 😉 See you in my DMs
Good morning and happy Freaky Friday. I made this little wak..
Good morning and happy Freaky Friday. I made this little wake-up and grind video a couple of Saturdays ago. Some of you have it already. I'm in this black t-shirt with a smiley face on it. It's a $50 video, but if you tip $40 here before midnight tonight, I'll send it to you. It'll put a smile on your face. TGIF. LFG! Unlock. Unzip. Unload.
Hi lovas, need a quick favor. My IG was hacked at 63K and wh..
Hi lovas, need a quick favor. My IG was hacked at 63K and while I fight to get it back, I started a new one where I can interact and share. Hopefully temporary, but possibly forever. Please follow 💕 link on profile for ‘Instagram NEW’ or copy link: https://www.instagram.com/kristina__eide/?hl=en
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, or so I hear. DMs..
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, or so I hear. DMs open…
It's Hump Me Day my friends. Tipping gets me stripping. Make..
It's Hump Me Day my friends. Tipping gets me stripping. Make it a good one. Lots of activity this morning in the DMs. Let's have a happy ending day...xoxo
I’m outside freezing at football practice right now (not in ..
I’m outside freezing at football practice right now (not in this outfit lol). Warm me up with some saucy DMs and tips $$ and I’ll warm you up tomorrow when I wake up 🥰
It’s a chilly Tuesday morning here (anything below 75° is a ..
It’s a chilly Tuesday morning here (anything below 75° is a bit nipply), but we can heat it up real quick 🔥 DM me if you wanna see how I woke up & warmed up this morning 💕
Hey guys, we’re all working…but we can have fun while we wor..
Hey guys, we’re all working…but we can have fun while we work. Unlock, unzip, unload. More to cum later today. Stay tuned in and stay turned on 🫦
Guys, if you have to ask "how much" for something, you can't..
Guys, if you have to ask "how much" for something, you can't afford it. You don't buy a Ferrari and worry about the gas mileage or the insurance. But if you want a "good deal," lead with a big tip, and I am always generous. When your opening line is "how much," well, let's just say it's not your best opening line. I understand some gals have pricelists for different things, and I have discovered a range that I think I'm worth and you do need to know what's in s...
It’s Sunday Funday. To kick things off, I’m going to sent yo..
It’s Sunday Funday. To kick things off, I’m going to sent you a DM with my first ever JOI video. I had to look up what that meant and I immediately got turned on. So let me help you jerk off today. I’m sitting on my countertop in this little ensemble just so you know how it starts. Unlock. Unzip. Unload.
Top 0.69%!! Let’s celebrate. Tip me $69 before 10 PM Pacific..
Top 0.69%!! Let’s celebrate. Tip me $69 before 10 PM Pacific, and I’ll send you two videos worth $100. Thank you for welcoming here me with open zippers, you bunch of friendly freaks! Tip, Unzip, and Whip It…Whip It Real Good!! xoxo
I just did a bunch of laundry yesterday…ho hum…oh…and I trie..
I just did a bunch of laundry yesterday…ho hum…oh…and I tried a new toy. Check your DM to see. It’s Satisfying Saturday, my friends. Unlock. Unzip. Unload. xoxo
I told you I was serious about making up for Throbbing Thurs..
I told you I was serious about making up for Throbbing Thursday on Freaky Friday. Big Tipping gets to see me stripping first today...LFG! Unlock, unzip, and unload! Kristi is in the studio today!!!!! xoxo
Attention in the area! Attention in the area. I'm hard at wo..
Attention in the area! Attention in the area. I'm hard at work on getting you hard today. And I'm not shutting this phone off until you get off...twice...or even three times. So drop your socks and grab your cocks (and wallets) because I got a feeling. Whooo Whooooo...that today's gonna be a good good day!!! xoxo
Lookit...I get it...today got away from me...and the preview..
Lookit...I get it...today got away from me...and the preview on that video...of my carpet...is not ideal...but I don't own OF...so leave them a Yelp review, mmkay? Okay. Now that that's out of the way, hit play on that video and think about what I'll be creating tomorrow when I have some "me" time, which means "you getting turned on" time. Tomorrow is Freaky Friday, and I'll create a hot bundle for today's Throbbing Thursday and Freaky Friday, deal? Good. Now keep those ti...
This bondage outfit is fire!! Check your DMs. I'm going to s..
This bondage outfit is fire!! Check your DMs. I'm going to send all of you a message to unlock me trying this on...from nude to attitude, my dude!
I'm driving home now, my friends, but I'm thinking about our..
I'm driving home now, my friends, but I'm thinking about our first Throbbing Thursday. What should today's special be? Give me some ideas. Send me some tips, and I'll share a sneak peek of the bondage outfit I tried on last night. BOING!!!
You know the saying, "Snitches get stitches"? Well, tipping ..
You know the saying, "Snitches get stitches"? Well, tipping gets to see me stripping." LFG, ladies, and gentlemen. I want to chat with all of you, but there are over 400 of you now, and just one of me. Supply and demand. When you demand supply without your own supply...just supply so I can over-deliver!"
Good Morning. Today is what we call “Hump Me Day.” In honor ..
Good Morning. Today is what we call “Hump Me Day.” In honor of our first Hump Me Day here in the land of Kristi’s ToyBox, I wrote this little poem. Humpty Dumpty had no dick But Humpty needed to get off quick So with a quick bzzz bzzz and a few finger sweeps Humpty was happy and mission complete 🫡 DM me to complete today’s Hump Me Day 💋
I got home from the gym today (not in this outfit, it's just..
I got home from the gym today (not in this outfit, it's just one I already had uploaded) and turned on my video recorder for about 7 minutes of chit-chat...showering (fully nude)...rubbing lotion...rubbing myself...nothing too exciting...unless you have a good imagination...so let me know if you'd like to shower with me. It's a discounted price because it's simple...fun...and clean. (Get it? It's clean! Ha. I crack myself up...and get naked...so I could get to all of those hard-to-reach s...
Mommy did some relaxing...with her toys...and this little ou..
Mommy did some relaxing...with her toys...and this little outfit...that has a nice little split in the middle...you know...for better access. If you pay close attention...you get a glimpse of what you've all been wanting to see...And I'm learning how to do this alone for the camera...I can't believe I've missed the pleasure of toys for 38 years...now I'm hooked...wanna get hooked, too?
Off to the gym for my second favorite way to break a sweat…D..
Off to the gym for my second favorite way to break a sweat…DM to see my favorite 😜
Men, you MUST get this entire photo set of me like you’ve ne..
Men, you MUST get this entire photo set of me like you’ve never seen before. Literally. It’s 20 pics (7 are…ahhh…quite revealing) and they come in an app you own!! So these pictures can be added to your smartphone and accessed whenever you want. They are beautiful, high-resolution images. It’ll be $100 starting Friday, but it’s just $75 for the first 100 of you. Details 👇🏽 Can’t wait to share these and hear your favs 💕
