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You make me more excited than seeing gifts under a Christmas..
You make me more excited than seeing gifts under a Christmas tree. 🎁
I like my Christmas stockings held up by garter belts. 😈
I like my Christmas stockings held up by garter belts. 😈
You’d be the first gift I’d unwrap Christmas morning. 💦
You’d be the first gift I’d unwrap Christmas morning. 💦
Unlike Santa, I’ll bring over some toys if you want to get n..
Unlike Santa, I’ll bring over some toys if you want to get naughty. 🍆
Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you. 👅
Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you. 👅
The only package I want this Christmas is yours. 🎁
The only package I want this Christmas is yours. 🎁
What do you say we make this a Not-So-Silent Night? 😈
What do you say we make this a Not-So-Silent Night? 😈
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas? Because it loo..
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas? Because it looks like you could use something horny. 💦
You looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laid? 😉
You looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laid? 😉
I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list; ..
I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list; I just want to be on your to-do list. 💦
Is your name Jingle Bells? ‘Cause you look like you go all t..
Is your name Jingle Bells? ‘Cause you look like you go all the way. 🔔
Screw the nice list 💦
Screw the nice list 💦
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you. 🥺
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you. 🥺
Ever do it in a sleigh? Do you want to? 💦
Ever do it in a sleigh? Do you want to? 💦
Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip. 😈
Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip. 😈
I just got some mistletoe; how about we go back to my place ..
I just got some mistletoe; how about we go back to my place and try it out? 💋
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department b..
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl. 😜
The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, t..
The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too. 😉
Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree. 🎄
Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree. 🎄
I’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list. 😈
I’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list. 😈
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’..
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top. ⭐️
Wanna Scrooge? 👅
Wanna Scrooge? 👅
Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? C..
Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas. 😜
Can I be the milk to your cookies? 🥛 🍪
Can I be the milk to your cookies? 🥛 🍪
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice. 🎁
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice. 🎁
Unlike me, Christmas came fast 💦
Unlike me, Christmas came fast 💦
Sure being on the nice list get you more presents, but being..
Sure being on the nice list get you more presents, but being naughty is it’s own reward 😈
All I want for Christmas is your face between my legs 👅
All I want for Christmas is your face between my legs 👅
Sweet and twisted, does that make me a candy cane 👅
Sweet and twisted, does that make me a candy cane 👅
You are the jingle to my bells 🔔
You are the jingle to my bells 🔔
