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What do you get when Eevee is exposed to a French Stone? Na..
What do you get when Eevee is exposed to a French Stone? Napoleon!
Me waiting impatiently for my food delivery
Me waiting impatiently for my food delivery
If loving kindness changes your life, is that Mettamorphosis..
If loving kindness changes your life, is that Mettamorphosis?
A termite walks into the bar. He sits down and asks “hey, is..
A termite walks into the bar. He sits down and asks “hey, is the bartender?”
How do you measure the quality of my puns? With a sighsmogra..
How do you measure the quality of my puns? With a sighsmograph!
What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Dayt..
What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen
Did you hear about the guy who turned into a vampire before ..
Did you hear about the guy who turned into a vampire before he was bitten? Yeah, Premature edraculation is rough.
We actually had some sun today in the UK!
We actually had some sun today in the UK!
What happens when a piano falls down a mineshaft? A flat min..
What happens when a piano falls down a mineshaft? A flat miner.
Did you hear about the banker who left her job? She just los..
Did you hear about the banker who left her job? She just lost interest.
Why aren’t depressed people worried about flat tires? They’r..
Why aren’t depressed people worried about flat tires? They’re always carrying despair.
Did you hear about the guy who started chirping after a one ..
Did you hear about the guy who started chirping after a one night stand? They think he caught a canarial disease.
What do you do when you find Niacin and Thiamin at your fron..
What do you do when you find Niacin and Thiamin at your front door? You vitamin, of course!
I changed my phone’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
I changed my phone’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
I don’t enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.
I don’t enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.
Useless Fact of the Day: ***Rubber bands last longer when r..
Useless Fact of the Day: ***Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.***
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A ..
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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Did you hear about the actuary who wouldn’t make whipped cre..
Did you hear about the actuary who wouldn’t make whipped cream? She was whisk-averse.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Why do Buddhist monks avoid sending word documents? They’re ..
Why do Buddhist monks avoid sending word documents? They’re supposed to avoid attachments.
I saw Aela's true form in the underforge ... You could say ..
I saw Aela's true form in the underforge ... You could say I saw her under-were **BA-DUM-TITS**
What do you call a lawyer who can cook? A sue chef
What do you call a lawyer who can cook? A sue chef
Useless Fact of the Day: ***Some cats are allergic to peopl..
Useless Fact of the Day: ***Some cats are allergic to people.***
Straws are for suckers.
Straws are for suckers.
