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How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act nuts!
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act nuts!
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Sno..
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would..
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
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What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
Did you hear about the shampoo thief? He made a clean getawa..
Did you hear about the shampoo thief? He made a clean getaway!
I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know wh..
I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why
I used to have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting..
I used to have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellf..
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
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I’m reading a book about reverse psychology. I hope people d..
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I was going to tell a joke about the wall, but I’m afraid it..
I was going to tell a joke about the wall, but I’m afraid it would crack up.
How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!
How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
I put my phone on airplane mode, but it didn’t fly.
I put my phone on airplane mode, but it didn’t fly.
How do mountains stay warm? They wear snow caps!
How do mountains stay warm? They wear snow caps!
I tried to take a picture of some fog the other day, but it ..
I tried to take a picture of some fog the other day, but it didn’t come out. It was too misty!
I told my friend she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged..
I told my friend she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me. 😫
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I used to have a job at a bakery, but I couldn’t make enough..
I used to have a job at a bakery, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the gu..
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
Oh deer. Seems I've got the horn(s)
Oh deer. Seems I've got the horn(s)
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