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My heart beats faster as you take my hand, my love grows str..
My heart beats faster as you take my hand, my love grows stronger as you touch my soul.
Are you out of stamina? Because you've been running through ..
Are you out of stamina? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it m..
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you? "An iWitness."
Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?
Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.
If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants.
If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants.
So how many times do I need to do you to get your Remenbranc..
So how many times do I need to do you to get your Remenbrance Weapon?
If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
My favorite weapon in Elden Ring? Thrusting weapons.
My favorite weapon in Elden Ring? Thrusting weapons.
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on man..
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
I’d join the dark side as long as you were there.
I’d join the dark side as long as you were there.
I slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.
I slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doin..
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
Babe, you are my Main Legacy Dungeon.
Babe, you are my Main Legacy Dungeon.
For you are my Qahnaarin and I am your Dohvakiin.
For you are my Qahnaarin and I am your Dohvakiin.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space..
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
Your love is like a bottle of skooma, illegal and addictive.
Your love is like a bottle of skooma, illegal and addictive.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent..
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Are you my somebody? Because I would become one with you.
Are you my somebody? Because I would become one with you.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because your hot 🥵
I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because your hot 🥵
