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What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? "Where's Pop Corn?"
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? "Where's Pop Corn?"
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I ..
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.
Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
You must be a Jarl cause I'll do anything to be your thane.
You must be a Jarl cause I'll do anything to be your thane.
Are you a hidden wall? Because I want to hit on you to acces..
Are you a hidden wall? Because I want to hit on you to access new areas of life.
Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own.
Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.
What's your favorite Pokemon move? Mine is LICK.
What's your favorite Pokemon move? Mine is LICK.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? "No, but I'll wrestle y..
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? "No, but I'll wrestle you for them."
Normally the punishment for theft is brutal execution by gua..
Normally the punishment for theft is brutal execution by guards, but I'll let it go if you give me my heart back.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you kno..
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...
Baby, did you just say Fus Ro Dah? Because you blew me away.
Baby, did you just say Fus Ro Dah? Because you blew me away.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a bee..
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
I'll put my river on your wood.
I'll put my river on your wood.
Are with the dark brotherhood? Because, baby, I never saw yo..
Are with the dark brotherhood? Because, baby, I never saw you coming.
You put the "cool" in Tentacool
You put the "cool" in Tentacool
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with s..
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.
I feel like an ice wraith. You're making me melt.
I feel like an ice wraith. You're making me melt.
Pokeballs are red, Greatballs are blue, If you were a Pokemo..
Pokeballs are red, Greatballs are blue, If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.
A guy walks into a bar... and he was disqualified from the l..
A guy walks into a bar... and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
***Panty/Outfit Wheel*** 🎡 Price includes international pos..
***Panty/Outfit Wheel*** 🎡 Price includes international postage 🎡 Spin the Wheel and get an outfit previously seen on my wall Please don't tip if campaign is full as I only have this many (8) to sell 🤣
Once you go Argonian you won't ever feel alone again.
Once you go Argonian you won't ever feel alone again.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? "Walking. JK! Rowlin..
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? "Walking. JK! Rowling."
Where do you learn to make a banana split? "Sundae school."
Where do you learn to make a banana split? "Sundae school."
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!
My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!
When we're done, you'll be calling me to the Tenth Divide.
When we're done, you'll be calling me to the Tenth Divide.
