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Are you out of stamina? Because you've been running through ..
Are you out of stamina? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me ..
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Are you in the Thieves guild? cuz I think you just stole my ..
Are you in the Thieves guild? cuz I think you just stole my heart.
Are you dragon born? Because you have captured my soul.
Are you dragon born? Because you have captured my soul.
Hey boy, lemme see them Jigglypuffs.
Hey boy, lemme see them Jigglypuffs.
Are you better one-handed or two-handed?
Are you better one-handed or two-handed?
Are you an Elder Scroll? Because looking at you drives me cr..
Are you an Elder Scroll? Because looking at you drives me crazy!
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
Are you able to hold my dragon bone?
Are you able to hold my dragon bone?
Choose which ADVENTURE would you like me to take you on 🖤
Choose which ADVENTURE would you like me to take you on 🖤
Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up.
Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up.
aby, did you just say Fus Ro Dah? Because you blew me away.
aby, did you just say Fus Ro Dah? Because you blew me away.
Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sad..
Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.
I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.
I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot.
I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot.
How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.
If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.
What’s the most detail-oriented ocean? The Pacific.
What’s the most detail-oriented ocean? The Pacific.
It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle ..
It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!
Why did the pharmacist walk on her tiptoes? She didn't want ..
Why did the pharmacist walk on her tiptoes? She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A s..
What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A song bird.
I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.
I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.
Why do some couples go to the gym? Because they want their r..
Why do some couples go to the gym? Because they want their relationship to work out.
How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.
How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.
If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants.
If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? He's..
Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? He's still in the cast.
Pick your Card 🖤
Pick your Card 🖤
You're such a good catch, i think i'll use my only MASTER BA..
You're such a good catch, i think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you.
