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I couldn’t figure out why the tennis ball kept getting bigge..
I couldn’t figure out why the tennis ball kept getting bigger then it hit me.
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I’m a huge fan of whiteboards they’re re-markable!
I’m a huge fan of whiteboards they’re re-markable!
I started a band called 999MB we haven’t got a gig yet.
I started a band called 999MB we haven’t got a gig yet.
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I don’t trust people who do acupuncture they’re back stabber..
I don’t trust people who do acupuncture they’re back stabbers.
I tried to catch some fog yesterday but I mist.
I tried to catch some fog yesterday but I mist.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own it’s two-tyred.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own it’s two-tyred.
I’ve started investing in stocks; beef, chicken, and vegetab..
I’ve started investing in stocks; beef, chicken, and vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
I'm online now if you want to sext!
I'm online now if you want to sext!
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm reading a book on reverse psychologydon’t bother, it’s t..
I'm reading a book on reverse psychologydon’t bother, it’s terrible.
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I'm only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't k..
I'm only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
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I witnessed an attempted murder earlier—fortunately only one..
I witnessed an attempted murder earlier—fortunately only one crow showed up!
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What did one bean say to the other? "How you bean?"
What did one bean say to the other? "How you bean?"
How do you catch a bra? With a booby trap.
How do you catch a bra? With a booby trap.
How many tickles can an octopus take? Tentacles!
How many tickles can an octopus take? Tentacles!
How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg!
How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg!
How much does the heaviest skeleton weigh? A skele-ton.
How much does the heaviest skeleton weigh? A skele-ton.
What did one wall say to the other? "Meet me at the corner!"
What did one wall say to the other? "Meet me at the corner!"
What do you call a large African mammal with long hair and s..
What do you call a large African mammal with long hair and sandals? A hippie-potamus.
A company is making glass coffins. Whether they're successf..
A company is making glass coffins. Whether they're successful remains to be seen.
Why are there fences are cemeteries? Because everyone's alwa..
Why are there fences are cemeteries? Because everyone's always dying to get in.
Did you hear about the beautiful wedding? Even the cake was ..
Did you hear about the beautiful wedding? Even the cake was in tiers
When is a door not really a door? When it's really ajar.
When is a door not really a door? When it's really ajar.
What was the mummy's favourite type of music? Wrap.
What was the mummy's favourite type of music? Wrap.
