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Hello financial advisors in my phone - Should I buy this e..
Hello financial advisors in my phone - Should I buy this exorbitantly priced jacket in a bid for a modicum of serotonin, or should I be sensible and put my credit card where I cannot find it?
Can I sleep in your shirts?
Can I sleep in your shirts?
Hey so I've got a couple of customs & dick rates need sendin..
Hey so I've got a couple of customs & dick rates need sending out which I'm hopefully sorting on Monday. My Internet is really bad and they've cut the line trying to fix it (rural area, not a priority for them). I've been trying to upload off of 4G but anything above 2min is taking hours and hours and then self cancelling so I'm booking a hotel Monday to steal their WiFi haha. Sorry about this and I promise I'm trying to sort!
You can mount me any time and I will take you places.
You can mount me any time and I will take you places.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.
Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!
Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!
Hey baby, are you Vosik? Cuz I'll break down your barrier.
Hey baby, are you Vosik? Cuz I'll break down your barrier.
Do you have a $5 coin to spare me? I wanna show you a lil su..
Do you have a $5 coin to spare me? I wanna show you a lil surprise!
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? ..
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you! 💦💦
I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you! 💦💦
Eh baby, I dunno about the Dragonborn but I know you're comi..
Eh baby, I dunno about the Dragonborn but I know you're coming tonight.
Should I Just... Sneak On Now?
Should I Just... Sneak On Now?
Your key blade can fit my key hole.
Your key blade can fit my key hole.
Eighteen Percent? I Thought We Was Doing The Robbing Here.
Eighteen Percent? I Thought We Was Doing The Robbing Here.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
You know what is better than plant life? We make our own lif..
You know what is better than plant life? We make our own life.
You’d be great with Heizou, your Heartstopper is always off ..
You’d be great with Heizou, your Heartstopper is always off cooldown.
I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pant..
I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pants and a khajiit in the bed.
Did you cast Stopga? Because my heart skipped a beat when I ..
Did you cast Stopga? Because my heart skipped a beat when I saw you.
Once you go Argonian you won't ever feel alone again.
Once you go Argonian you won't ever feel alone again.
Are you a Cryo user? Cause I’m down to some Coldplay boy.
Are you a Cryo user? Cause I’m down to some Coldplay boy.
I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to hand..
I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.
I wanna do bad things to you.
I wanna do bad things to you.
Hi there! I’d like you to be my controller.
Hi there! I’d like you to be my controller.
Are you from the Hoenn Region? 'Cuz you're the only HO I see..
Are you from the Hoenn Region? 'Cuz you're the only HO I see.
We Each Made 15 Dollars, Oh, And A Quarter! Don't Forget The..
We Each Made 15 Dollars, Oh, And A Quarter! Don't Forget The Quarter!
My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get s..
My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get some experience.
Babe, Genshin Impact destroyed my wallet. I would rather spe..
Babe, Genshin Impact destroyed my wallet. I would rather spend it on you instead.
Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"
Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"
We should have lots of sex.
We should have lots of sex.
