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Toe-tally in control π
Toe-tally in control π
Oh deer! Seems someone has the horn π
Oh deer! Seems someone has the horn π
Well thats a mouthful
Well thats a mouthful
Like butter wouldn't melt π§
Like butter wouldn't melt π§
*writes politicians in Death Note*
*writes politicians in Death Note*
Get someone who looks at you the way I look at sugary food
Get someone who looks at you the way I look at sugary food
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, maybe you'd dig it
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, maybe you'd dig it
Me in between talking to any of you
Me in between talking to any of you
I'm floored by your kindness
I'm floored by your kindness
What do you call a guy *without* a spade on his head? Doug-l..
What do you call a guy *without* a spade on his head? Doug-las
Just checking the carpet pile out
Just checking the carpet pile out
Oh leaf it out π
Oh leaf it out π
Are we a match? toss me $10 to take my BOYFRIEND test and yo..
Are we a match? toss me $10 to take my BOYFRIEND test and you'll receive a naughty treat as well π€
Window shopping?
Window shopping?
During my 9 to 5, I'm thinking 6 and 9s
During my 9 to 5, I'm thinking 6 and 9s
Is becoming vegetarian a huge missed steak? π
Is becoming vegetarian a huge missed steak? π
do you like anime? what was your first?
do you like anime? what was your first?
I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. It was ..
I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. It was just a Fanta sea. π
I lost my mood ring, and I don't know how I'm feeling about ..
I lost my mood ring, and I don't know how I'm feeling about that. π
No, I'm not Brunette... I'm Emma. π³
No, I'm not Brunette... I'm Emma. π³
You don't like buns? Sorry 'bout that. Β―\(γ)/Β―
You don't like buns? Sorry 'bout that. Β―\(γ)/Β―
I know you're used to see me naked but I also serve looks
I know you're used to see me naked but I also serve looks
I'm starting to believe I'm Medusa cos I'm always making you..
I'm starting to believe I'm Medusa cos I'm always making you rock hard. π
#### Collect moments, not things. π
#### Collect moments, not things. π
I had a standoff with my underwear, it's always a brief mome..
I had a standoff with my underwear, it's always a brief moment π
I have an adventure for you to join, mate
I have an adventure for you to join, mate
What's up? Ready for a 1x1? π
What's up? Ready for a 1x1? π
What did the coffee tell his date? You're brew-tiful.
What did the coffee tell his date? You're brew-tiful.
A book just fell on my headβ¦ Iβve only got myshelf to blame...
A book just fell on my headβ¦ Iβve only got myshelf to blame. π©
What would you call a fish with a missing eye? A fsh, probab..
What would you call a fish with a missing eye? A fsh, probably. π
