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pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
this spread is called the where’s your head at?
this spread is called the where’s your head at?
feeling like a flamingo cat right meow
feeling like a flamingo cat right meow
it seems I’ve lost my seashells, might need to find my b-she..
it seems I’ve lost my seashells, might need to find my b-shells instead 🐚🧜♀️
I bring you a happy arch
I bring you a happy arch
Just staring out the window
Just staring out the window
🍍 🍍 🍍
🍍 🍍 🍍
Today's been a long one, how are you faring?
Today's been a long one, how are you faring?
would you call this straight laced? 😏
would you call this straight laced? 😏
I used to care what others thought of my gaming obsession, b..
I used to care what others thought of my gaming obsession, but then I took an arrow to the knee 🏹
I gave myself a wedgie for your personal enjoyment, are we e..
I gave myself a wedgie for your personal enjoyment, are we entertained?
in the 5th–6th century BC, the heart shape was used to repre..
in the 5th–6th century BC, the heart shape was used to represent the heart-shaped fruit of the plant silphium, a plant possibly used as a contraceptive and an aphrodisiac - does my heart-shaped bum give you a *heart on*?
this is my favourite outfit, I can’t take insults though as ..
this is my favourite outfit, I can’t take insults though as I have thin skin
what would your reaction be if I told you a joke about chemi..
what would your reaction be if I told you a joke about chemistry?
so glad I’m not an ill boat as I’m not fond of docs
so glad I’m not an ill boat as I’m not fond of docs
I feel the need to share myself with you 🖤
I feel the need to share myself with you 🖤
I see you see me 👀
I see you see me 👀
looks like I caught a foot in my net, better than a tire hah..
looks like I caught a foot in my net, better than a tire haha
team blue or pink?💙💖
team blue or pink?💙💖
“that belt looks good on you,” said the zero to the eight
“that belt looks good on you,” said the zero to the eight
I have all the nectar but my beehive is un-bee-leave-able… i..
I have all the nectar but my beehive is un-bee-leave-able… it has no exits
might be a pirate soon, better start searching the second ha..
might be a pirate soon, better start searching the second hand shops for a hook
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working w..
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
# FIRED SCHOOL TEACHER TURNED PORNSTAR @amykupps93 @amykupps..
# FIRED SCHOOL TEACHER TURNED PORNSTAR @amykupps93 @amykupps93 @amykupps93 VIP 🔥🔥🔥 @amykupps #ad
I used to run a dating service for chickens but I was strugg..
I used to run a dating service for chickens but I was struggling to make hens meat.
the difference between a numerator and a denominator is a sh..
the difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. only a fraction of people will understand this
Blue movie 🎬
Blue movie 🎬
I think I was trying to remember if I left the gas on - oh w..
I think I was trying to remember if I left the gas on - oh well, the shot came out excellent and no explosions so win/win
lets cook something up
lets cook something up
what do you get when you cross a lumberjack and a leopard? s..
what do you get when you cross a lumberjack and a leopard? some kitty impressive hardwood
