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He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a M..
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends...
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited..
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited to see how they turn out.
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dai..
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would..
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided a..
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu..
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. Y..
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn..
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarte..
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out t..
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wan..
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero..
Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t..
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see ..
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
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What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
Can February March? No, but April May!
Can February March? No, but April May!
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South ..
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called be..
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got ..
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and afte..
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
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