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I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend i..
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a pint of water be..
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a pint of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
I just found out I’m colourblind. The news came out of the p..
I just found out I’m colourblind. The news came out of the purple!
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good mileage. Only driven ..
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good mileage. Only driven from time to time
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise mor..
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
at some point I'm gonna run out of puns, what do I do then?
at some point I'm gonna run out of puns, what do I do then?
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
Stream started at 02/06/2023 03:05 pm Well done team Fox! J..
Stream started at 02/06/2023 03:05 pm Well done team Fox! Just chatting ☕️
now bark like a dog
now bark like a dog
This years Fibonacci convention is going to be really specia..
This years Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it's as big as the last two put together.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet lit..
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet little note on my window that said 'Parking Fine'.
a likely tail
a likely tail
I can make my butt cheeks dance. Fun fact.
I can make my butt cheeks dance. Fun fact.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find yo..
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
Enough! The pup has become a wolf. Bow to me, hunter, and re..
Enough! The pup has become a wolf. Bow to me, hunter, and receive true power.
I do love a lingerie set or two
I do love a lingerie set or two
throwback to the happiest day of my life
throwback to the happiest day of my life
What is my lucky number?
What is my lucky number?
did you say white rabbits on the first of the month? I'm qui..
did you say white rabbits on the first of the month? I'm quite superstitious haha
What does 'idk' stand for? Everyone I ask says, "I don’t kno..
What does 'idk' stand for? Everyone I ask says, "I don’t know."
whats on the menu?
whats on the menu?
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It ..
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
I regularly forget my own birth year, but never forget 00s c..
I regularly forget my own birth year, but never forget 00s commercial songs.
Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell..
Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.
The Mask, but make it weeb
The Mask, but make it weeb
The bartender says, "We don’t serve time travelers in here" ..
The bartender says, "We don’t serve time travelers in here" A time traveller walks into a bar.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negativ..
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
brainteaser for you - This sentence contains exactly three..
brainteaser for you - This sentence contains exactly threee erors.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No j..
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.
