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Quick! Help me come up with an excuse for why I'm dressed li..

Quick! Help me come up with an excuse for why I'm dressed like this!

In the bitter chill of February's dawn...thank goodness I've..

In the bitter chill of February's dawn...thank goodness I've got leg warmers! 💕

How are those New Year's resolutions going? I'm train hoppin..

How are those New Year's resolutions going? I'm train hopping again, if that tells you anything about mine! 🚂

I'm livestreaming 🥳! Save the date! Saturday, February 10th ..

I'm livestreaming 🥳! Save the date! Saturday, February 10th 💘! In the meantime... tell me when this rare occurrence should happen! (yes, there are only two options because I am a grandma and need my beauty sleep 🥲)

The kissy mark on Dredd's t-shirt is the exact same shape an..

The kissy mark on Dredd's t-shirt is the exact same shape and size as my own lip print #truefacts #believe me #youcouldn'tdisproveitifyouwantedto

Which stone would you press up against me to evolve me?!

Let's see your best breast stroke (that space was intentiona..

Let's see your best breast stroke (that space was intentional) 🏊‍♀️😜

Fleece on top, panties on the bottom. Any questions? Good. D..

Fleece on top, panties on the bottom. Any questions? Good. Didn't think so.

I lean against the fridge in noticeable frustration, for Ste..

I lean against the fridge in noticeable frustration, for Steely Dan has burnt the biscuits once again 🙄🔥

Do you like this sweatshirt? And be honest, I don't want to ..

Do you like this sweatshirt? And be honest, I don't want to find out you were lion! 🦁

What are you doing over there and why isn't it touching me? ..

What are you doing over there and why isn't it touching me? 🙌

Did you bring the bubble bath like I asked? 🫧

📢***BIG NOTE: ALL PICS WILL BE SENT ON “THE OTHER SITE,” REA..

📢***BIG NOTE: ALL PICS WILL BE SENT ON “THE OTHER SITE,” READ MORE BELOW!*** It’s that time!! ***AVN*** 🥳! If you aren’t in the loop, AVN is the Oscars of porn 🏆. A big convention and awards ceremony out in Vegas. I’ll be there from Wednesday (1/24) to Sunday (1/28), running around, making out with hot boys and hot girls, taking lots of photos (and probably videos) and… that’s where you come in! 😍 ***Be my AVN boyfriend!*** I can’t smuggle you into the show, but I can give you a...

...then I stared the raging nanuqsaurus in the face, and in ..

...then I stared the raging nanuqsaurus in the face, and in an icy whisper said "Not today, you fuzzy reptile. It's Calvert time." 🐻‍❄️🦖

Take a bite. I dare you. As a matter of fact, I double dog d..

Take a bite. I dare you. As a matter of fact, I double dog dare you 🐶

Peel these from the top, like you would peel a banana! 🍌

Steely Dan ate the bottom half of my shirt again! How would ..

Steely Dan ate the bottom half of my shirt again! How would he like it if I ate half his feathers!? 🤬

Welcome to Beach School! Our first lesson will be sandcastle..

Welcome to Beach School! Our first lesson will be sandcastles, and the second will be how to avoid sand in all your nooks and crannies! 🏖️

Do you...or do you not...sex?

UPDATE!! Sold Out Of... ❤️Are You Coming ❤️After Clas..

***UPDATE!!*** Sold Out Of... ❤️Are You Coming ❤️After Class ❤️Water Nymph ❤️I'm Yours ❤️You've Hooked Me ❤️Show Me Your Package ❤️Get Inside Me ❤️Beach Sunset ❤️Worship Your Goddess One Left Of... 🩷Oh Hey There It's 2024! A new year! A new me! Out with the old, in with the new! 🥳 In 2016, I printed a BUNCH of photos to sell on my website. 100 of each ! I am down to the last few prints and I've decided to never print photos again 😱. (It's t...