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I *refuse* to get off this 55(?) gallon drum. I will *not.* ..
I *refuse* to get off this 55(?) gallon drum. I will *not.* 😤 Unless you have cookies.🍪
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOSE??! 😭😭
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOSE??! 😭😭
Laying in bed, daydreaming about universal health care 😍
Laying in bed, daydreaming about universal health care 😍
I'd say "come in, the water's fine" but the water is fucking..
I'd say "come in, the water's fine" but the water is fucking freezing, stay on shore 🥶
I fucking love this picture so much. This whole set is 🔥🔥🔥 (..
I fucking love this picture so much. This whole set is 🔥🔥🔥 (*and available for purchase!*) (*is my marketing ploy working?*)
Yes, this is possibly the coolest sweater of all time. 😎
Yes, this is possibly the coolest sweater of all time. 😎
Was digging around on an old hard drive and found that I had..
Was digging around on an old hard drive and found that I had NEVER UPLOADED THIS PHOTOSET WITH ABIGAIL MAC 😱😱😱 *(I am so so so bad at this job.)* 😅 Anyhow, it's gorgeous, we're sexy AF, and if you think you wanna roll around with us in a bathtub 🧼, this is the set for you! ***Tip...*** 🫧 $5 for two photos! 🫧 $8 for five photos! 🫧 $12 for ten photos! 🫧 $15 for the whole set! (twenty photos!)
Exhibit A 🍑
Exhibit A 🍑
sooooo
sooooo
SPORTS, YAHOO 🏀🏈⚾🪃
SPORTS, YAHOO 🏀🏈⚾🪃
I'm going to need you to take care of this, thanks in advanc..
I'm going to need you to take care of this, thanks in advance. 😘
If you want that blowjob, you have to finish those reports I..
If you want that blowjob, you have to finish those reports I asked for. Otherwise no blowjob for you. 😤
Oh, like *you've* never worn shorts where your ass was half-..
Oh, like *you've* never worn shorts where your ass was half-out of them. Don't be a Judgy McJudgerson. 🙄
omg I'm out of popsicles 😭
omg I'm out of popsicles 😭
🦇🦇🦇
🦇🦇🦇
I want to sling my way into your heart 🕷️🕸️❤️ (P.S. Tip $5 ..
I want to sling my way into your heart 🕷️🕸️❤️ (P.S. Tip $5 on this post and get a webby treat in your messages! *DISCLAIMER: NO ACTUAL WEBS WERE SLUNG IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST*)
Mm, tastes like...
Mm, tastes like...
I'd tell you how I wound up here, but you can probably guess..
I'd tell you how I wound up here, but you can probably guess. (And should. In the comments 🤣)
Will you be my study buddy? 🤓
Will you be my study buddy? 🤓
If you aren't on the Other Page today, you're going to miss ..
If you aren't on the Other Page today, you're going to miss out... 😱
👙🎶 she woooore and itty-bitty, teeny-weeny yellllllooow polk..
👙🎶 she woooore and itty-bitty, teeny-weeny yellllllooow polkaaaa dotttt bikiniiiiii 👙🎶 (help, I'm a hot idiot 🥲)
*clever and witty caption*
*clever and witty caption*
It's called *bridal yoga,* jeez 🙄
It's called *bridal yoga,* jeez 🙄
*Happy 4th of July!!* This is your yearly PSA that Bruce Spr..
*Happy 4th of July!!* This is your yearly PSA that Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA" is a critique of how America treats its veterans and working class, not a celebration of America. Woooooo. 🦅🗽
Hey, can I get a ride?
Hey, can I get a ride?
I'm not saying you *have* to kiss it, I'm saying you *should..
I'm not saying you *have* to kiss it, I'm saying you *should.*
It's July! Baseball things happen in July, right? Anyway, ni..
It's July! Baseball things happen in July, right? Anyway, nice balls. ⚾
If you thought I knew how to use furniture, *you thought wro..
If you thought I knew how to use furniture, *you thought wrong* 😎
🚀Casey's Rebill Alliance🚀!! The month is almost over! Have y..
🚀Casey's Rebill Alliance🚀!! The month is almost over! Have you used your coupon code yet? 🤔
Summer is the best, guys! ☀️☀️☀️
Summer is the best, guys! ☀️☀️☀️
