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What gets smaller every time it takes a bath?Soap
What gets smaller every time it takes a bath?Soap
I hate insect puns, they really bug me.
I hate insect puns, they really bug me.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A..
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
My computer’s got the Miley virus. It’s stopped twerking.
My computer’s got the Miley virus. It’s stopped twerking.
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A book just fell on my head. I’ve only got myshelf to blame.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve only got myshelf to blame.
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I had a job tying sausages together, but I couldn’t make end..
I had a job tying sausages together, but I couldn’t make ends meat.
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My ex still misses me. But his aim is steadily improving mor..
My ex still misses me. But his aim is steadily improving more and more each day. Huzzah!
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but the..
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave ..
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches.
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I recently heard about a mannequin that lost all of his frie..
I recently heard about a mannequin that lost all of his friends. He was too clothes minded.
My mate and his cross eyed wife ust got a divorce. He found ..
My mate and his cross eyed wife ust got a divorce. He found out she was seeing someone on the side.
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is abou..
I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he..
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave bro..
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
You know how there's a theory that no two people see a colou..
You know how there's a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way?Does that mean that the colour is a pigment of your imagination?
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. S..
I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. She said, “Oui.”
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coluoring. The ..
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coluoring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race? It ended in..
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!
What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer ..
What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are two dollars, but deer nuts are under a buck.
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.” Me: “And?”
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.” Me: “And?”
”Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in Franc..
”Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Semina..
My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
