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Put me in coach, I'm ready to play... with your balls! ⚾ (I..

Put me in coach, I'm ready to play... with your balls! ⚾ (I'm not funny. I don't need your pity laughs. Okay, maybe I do 😭)

A tip on this post will get you some photos in your messages..

A tip on this post will get you some photos in your messages! 🌹

Who needs fishnet stockings when you can have chain-link fen..

Who needs fishnet stockings when you can have chain-link fence stockings, am I right? 🖤

Another scintillating poll from the mind of Casey Calvert! 😎

This is the twentieth time this week you've stopped to fri..

This is the twentieth time *this week* you've stopped to frisk me. I'm starting to think this isn't about Steely Dan's hen house... 🤔

I love logging into this page and having it shut down for *a..

I love logging into this page and having it shut down for *an entire day* due to content that I *literally cannot unsend* from **before September 2021** (when the OnlyFans Terms of Service were significantly changed). Anyhow, sorry for the interruption, I am back! But also... open this pic. ***Look very closely at my bikini.*** You know what's there? A place where I hang out way more because they don't do this to me ❤️

It's called symbolism, Denise. Jeeeez 🙄

It's called *symbolism*, Denise. Jeeeez 🙄

I know it's a Saturday but I hired you to do a particular jo..

I know it's a Saturday but I hired you to do a particular job. *So do it.* 😈

Guess who is appearing on the stream tonight? ❤️🐓

No peeking!! (okay, maybe a little peeking 🫣)

Summer camp sure is going well! I hope nothing bad happens! ..

Summer camp sure is going well! I hope nothing bad happens! 🪓🪓🪓 (Two people. Two people will get this joke.)

Ropey bliss ✨ (As opposed to ropey jizz which is an entirely..

Ropey bliss ✨ (As opposed to ropey jizz which is an entirely different thing.)

There's all this room for you, yet you're out with Steely Da..

There's all this room for you, yet you're out with Steely Dan--the pet rooster with authority issues 🐓--and causing havoc by...

Livestream is THIS FRIDAY (8/11) *only on The Other Site..

Livestream is **THIS FRIDAY** (8/11) *only on The Other Site!* 7PM PST/10PM EST 🥳! I need help 😱! We're playing truth or dare and I need some truth questions and some dare challenges! Help a girl out by giving me some truths and/or some dares? 😍 (📢 Qualifications for the dares: I'm not going shopping for props, there are not going to be other people with me, I'm not moving the camera around, and NO, I WILL NOT DING-DONG DITCH THE NEIGHBORS, JEEEEZ 🔕)

This human sexuality class is surprisingly hands on, profess..

This human sexuality class is surprisingly hands on, professor... are you sure this will earn me an A? 🤓

Not only can I braid my own hair, I can also brush it. Tha..

Not only can I braid my own hair, I can also *brush* it. That's right, I have infinite skills. 😎

Ready, waiting, and very willing 😘

Ready, waiting, and *very* willing 😘

I'm stealing this chair and you can't stop me.

What sexy phrase are you whispering into my ear?

You keep leaving me waiting... 🥺

If you are planning on attending my livestream in ten days (..

If you are planning on attending my livestream in ten days (Friday, August 11th!!), make sure you're subbed to The Other Site (in comments) and go vote on the feed poll on when it should start!! 😘

It's August! Better get those suits ready! 🖤

Ack, it's the end of July and I haven't even gotten to first..

Ack, it's the end of July and I haven't even gotten to first base!! 😭

Proof that both Alice and I have butts. You can finally put ..

Proof that both Alice and I have butts. You can finally put your conspiracy theory to rest.🙄

I miss my homeworld 🍕🛸

All of my friends know that if I'm in their house, I'm takin..

All of my friends know that if I'm in their house, I'm taking off my pants. Sorry?🤔

draw me like one of your French girls 🥐

Please disrobe and get on the bench. 🖤

🥳*Between tips here and The Other Site, I'm getting these je..

🥳*Between tips here and The Other Site, I'm getting these jeans!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!* 🥳 Please help get me these Rag and Bone jeans!! ❤️ Okay, they're not lingerie. They're not traditionally SEXY. But sometimes a girl needs a fancy pair of wide leg jeans from her favorite jeans brand 🥺 Please help me get these jeans!! I've tried to do math and take into account the OF fee and taxes and shipping and $315 should cover the whole shebang! 🥳 If you tip $15 or more, you&#3...